@mojorising.bsky.social
Filmmaker, Amateur Disturber of Shit; "The Wave", "The Old Way", "The Rambler", The "My Name is Myeisha", other films...
The idea that there is Assassination attempt, and that someone would be able to move photographers closer is… unlikely.
19.07.2025 05:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super lucky. Just had a feeling, I guess.
22.06.2025 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house*
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
Come on guys. Give him a chance. He barely got into office. Let’s see what he’s gonna do.
22.06.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, he got his big beautiful bill through his Trump supporters in the house, but now he’s gotta get past the war hawks in the senate.
The man’s a genius.
“It is me! It is meeee! I am a senators soooooon!”
15.06.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
Thumbing through some old covid posts and found this gem from early in the crazy.
27.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I like to pee with the bathroom door open so the dog knows the toilet is MINE.
08.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The eighty pounds of dead skin in my (M59) mattress took a vaguely human form (VHF0.3) a few months ago and I asked it to pay half the rent; we haven't spoken since and it changed the locks to my bedroom. AITA?
-Dead skin achieves sentience
-Asked for rent
-Changed locks but name not on lease
Pulling us out of NATO, destroyed relations with allied countries, dismantled the federal government, and destroyed the US economy.
Bond villains out here like “woah, slow down big guy. Smaller bites.”
The cast for this thing is absolutely legendary.
02.04.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Revisiting the old John Candy comedy “Canadian Bacon” about the US president (Alan Alda) trying to start a Cold War with Canada in an effort to keep weapons factories open and poll numbers high.
02.04.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So here’s a fucked observation. The auto delete setting in that Signal chat was set for one week. Which means that there would be no record of this ever happening if they hadn’t accidentally included a reporter. Which means that it is designed to leave no paper trail. How many more chats out there?
26.03.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok I’ll admit it. I looked past all the alcohol abuse allegations, the sexual misconduct allegations, the abuse allegations, the corruption allegations and not one but TWO white supremacist tattoos, I still thought “settle down everybody. Let’s give him a chance.”
I mean who knew?
Ramblin boy why don’t you settle down… Boston ain’t your kinda town.
19.03.2025 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This was a few years ago, but my favorite interaction with a swanky restaurant waiter in LA went as such.
“Did you have any questions?”
“Yes, what exactly is the “Ham Plate”.
“It is a plate… of ham.”
“Oh. Ok. Yes, I’ll have that.”
“You won’t be disappointed.”
Ok, well some one should probably still check to see if I’m dead or not but maybe bring a gun to be sure.
18.03.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh good. Guess I’m not dead. I apparently just typed “rule 34 Horus heresy futanari John Wick” into my Google search and I’m struggling to figure out how to turn off the “safe mode”. Ok, I figured it ou- Jesus fuck. Dude. What am I doing. Oh my god, don’t click that. DON’T CLICK THAT!
18.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also… warhammer figurines? Jesus Christ I suck. Do any of you AI’s wanna switch? Mine is too sad.
18.03.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whiskey and futanari pornography.
If my search engine history can be trusted, I will welcome you warmly with these items.
Bring whiskey. If I’m alive, I like whiskey.
18.03.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone should probably check on me.
18.03.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just realizing…
…almost all of my responses on text and social have been AI generated for quite some time now. I’ve probably been dead for months.
BREAKING: We're filing a formal complaint with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to challenge the 'disappearance' of 48 New Mexico residents.
17.03.2025 16:36 — 👍 3782 🔁 1064 💬 27 📌 34I mean NO other reasons!
17.03.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ran home and changed my underwear so that I could be sure and wear something green today and other reasons.
17.03.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
