@mojorising.bsky.social
Filmmaker, Amateur Disturber of Shit; "The Wave", "The Old Way", "The Rambler", The "My Name is Myeisha", other films...
How many hams can a burglar burger, if a burglar could burger hams?
Thatβs all I got tonightβ¦
Irony.
I once saved a bunch of Harry Potter books from a church book burning.
Probably too late..
26.10.2025 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it too late to tell Chris Nolan that he needs to go back to the beginning of Memento and have a freeze frame moment with Guy Pearce going βYep. Thatβs me. Youβre probably wondering how I got here. That makes two of us.βAnd then end freeze frame and let the movie just run from there?
26.10.2025 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Most important video youβll watch today to understanding a certain mindset.
04.10.2025 20:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll see myself out.
22.09.2025 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every week I ask my movie group if we can watch the old movie from the 80βs about Frankenstein starring Sting, but my group is just a bunch of basic bitches who only want to watch the same Kristen Wiig indie comedy over and over again and itβs just not fair.
Itβs always βBridesmaidsββ¦
Getting rowdy and cracking open the midjourney on a Friday. Crapped out GOLD!
30.08.2025 07:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poster for DEAD & BURIED
Poster for VICE SQUAD
Poster for WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
Poster for RAW MEAT, aka DEATHLINE.
Over the last decade I've had the privilege of becoming close friends with legendary genre director Gary Sherman. He won't see this, as social media ain't his thing, but today is his 80th birthday and I know he'd love it if you checked out or revisited one of his films. Much love and many more Gary!
28.08.2025 18:20 β π 286 π 36 π¬ 30 π 18The idea that there is Assassination attempt, and that someone would be able to move photographers closer isβ¦ unlikely.
19.07.2025 05:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Super lucky. Just had a feeling, I guess.
22.06.2025 01:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house*
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
Come on guys. Give him a chance. He barely got into office. Letβs see what heβs gonna do.
22.06.2025 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, he got his big beautiful bill through his Trump supporters in the house, but now heβs gotta get past the war hawks in the senate.
The manβs a genius.
βIt is me! It is meeee! I am a senators soooooon!β
15.06.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
Thumbing through some old covid posts and found this gem from early in the crazy.
27.05.2025 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes, when Iβm home alone, I like to pee with the bathroom door open so the dog knows the toilet is MINE.
08.05.2025 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The eighty pounds of dead skin in my (M59) mattress took a vaguely human form (VHF0.3) a few months ago and I asked it to pay half the rent; we haven't spoken since and it changed the locks to my bedroom. AITA?
-Dead skin achieves sentience
-Asked for rent
-Changed locks but name not on lease
Pulling us out of NATO, destroyed relations with allied countries, dismantled the federal government, and destroyed the US economy.
Bond villains out here like βwoah, slow down big guy. Smaller bites.β
The cast for this thing is absolutely legendary.
02.04.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Revisiting the old John Candy comedy βCanadian Baconβ about the US president (Alan Alda) trying to start a Cold War with Canada in an effort to keep weapons factories open and poll numbers high.
02.04.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So hereβs a fucked observation. The auto delete setting in that Signal chat was set for one week. Which means that there would be no record of this ever happening if they hadnβt accidentally included a reporter. Which means that it is designed to leave no paper trail. How many more chats out there?
26.03.2025 20:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ok Iβll admit it. I looked past all the alcohol abuse allegations, the sexual misconduct allegations, the abuse allegations, the corruption allegations and not one but TWO white supremacist tattoos, I still thought βsettle down everybody. Letβs give him a chance.β
I mean who knew?
Ramblin boy why donβt you settle downβ¦ Boston ainβt your kinda town.
19.03.2025 01:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0