Megan Brown

Her righteous indignation is so funny. If I had a nickel for every instance of MAGA talking heads declaring liberal women “look like dogs/need to put down the burger/somethingsomethingbluehair” in a single day, I could afford…well, maybe half the procedures she’s undergone. Looking cheap is pricey.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

The only thing more embarrassing than developing a new hyperfixation on a four-year-old album is learning that it was also critically panned on its release

I walked through a spiderweb last night and had to throw both my legs away

a man says i 'm gonna go now while talking to a woman ALT: a man says i 'm gonna go now while talking to a woman

Ngl the Carrie-Aiden revival makes me wanna follow suit a little

a woman says i couldn t help but wonder ALT: a woman says i couldn t help but wonder

Look, I’m not saying that watching And Just Like That in the weeks leading up to his death is what ultimately sent my otherwise-healthy cat into heart failure, but—you know what actually yeah. Yessir. That’s definitely what did it

My husband said watching it feels like a hug. Wholeheartedly agree.

Need a name for the specifically misogynist moral injury of the open secret: the humiliation and assault on women's dignity that results when everyone knows that a man commits sexual violence, but social consensus or propriety (or the threat of defamation suits) prevent you from saying so.

I recently shut down my small home decor business due to issues the “pro-business party” created for my fabric supplier due to their bullshit policies and tariff antics.

My Trumpy aunt had the audacity to look so shocked Pikachu when my mom told her

A newly-adopted black smoke cat looks up from a striped rug with big green eyes. Her legs are blurred from being caught mid-barrel roll

A 12-year-old black smoke cat is curled up in a soft blue pet bed

An especially happy Caturday to Jade Desdemona, who came into our lives 11 years ago! When I saw her big green eyes staring up at me from a corner kennel at the shelter, I knew I had to bring her home. Happy gotcha day to my smoky girl, then and now

Yikes!! Hoping for swift healing ❤️‍🩹

RA is so funny (esp as someone “too young” to be sick) bc you’ll mention your increasing pain for ~10 visits and doctors will be all “Ok sounds great let’s not change anything lol” and then you’ll be like “hey look at this cool new angle at which my fingers bend” and they’re suddenly like “oH SHIT”

Watching the 1990 classic Pretty Woman, and during the shopping sequence set to the titular song, my spouse innocently asks, “Is this Elvis?”

Reader, this man works at the now-renovated-into-an-office-building former recording studio of one Roy Orbison in downtown Nashville.

a man says i 'm sorry about today ALT: a man says i 'm sorry about today

These are the Updated Stages of Grief for the Modern Age idk what to tell you

Just wanna publicly apologize to my neighbor for frightening him by violently attacking the brush behind my fence with a machete earlier, then stabbing crabgrass with a hori hori while swearing, & now staring blankly at my tomatoes, blasting The Doors’ L.A. Woman album & throwing back hard seltzers.

I love when they bring the “Southern culture” argument into it. My thicker-than-molasses drawl remains firmly intact, and I’ve been savoring buttermilk biscuits and melting in the summer heat just fine without the damn confederacy, thankyallverymuch.

“Everything’s running through Gov. Lee, who called it the ‘coolest’ project he’s introduced in his two terms.”

Ah, so Lee is approaching this project in the way an 8-year-old child enthusiastically rips open a new Lego set, scattering the pieces hither and yon. “Cool,” indeed.

Tennessee Lookout with the picture that shows you exactly why this is the Nazi tunnel, even not considering Elon.

a cartoon of lucy and snoopy at a psychiatric help stand Alt: a cartoon of lucy and snoopy at a psychiatric help stand

I have never been in a hostage situation, but I frequently find myself the de facto adviser/non-consenting counsel to indecisive humans who will never in one million years act upon my (often heavily-researched) advice, yet they continue to barrage me with pleas for input. Do I just start billing or

Example of how anti-homeless architecture also hurts disabled people. Some of our knees need total rest by sitting (me).

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

Evangelical legal group asks Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage ruling (RNS) — ‘We think that it’s not a matter of if, but just a matter of when, the Supreme Court will overrule Obergefell,’ said Mathew Staver, head of Liberty Counsel.

And so it begins...

Evangelical legal group asks Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage ruling [Obergefell v. Hodges]

ACLU-TN suing to challenge blocked Bartlett mosque permit The ACLU calls the Board's actions "a clear case of interference with religious freedoms".

Mosques, just like churches and synagogues, have a revered place in our communities, and we'll fight for everyone to have the freedom to congregate and practice their beliefs.
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Read more about our recent lawsuit to protect religious freedoms in Tennessee ⬇️
www.localmemphis.com/article/news...

People who would’ve shit on my family growing up for having off-brand groceries, Walmart clothing, and the cheapest cars my coal miner father could afford: “Oooh, look how ✨ p r e t t y ✨ she is!”

Tina Burner applying a heavy hand of makeup to Rosé on Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Honestly, Tina Burner could have improved Kari’s look

Slight CW for pet death/my morbid ass trying to find humor in an awful situation:

Turns out the emergency vet took down my husband’s email incorrectly for the pet crematorium to send a receipt notification/options to customize our cat’s urn. Sorry for the inbox scare, guywithextraconsonant @ gmail.

You just know the person who curates Muzak has the biggest grin when they slip Ingrid Michelson’s “Be OK” into that “Retail Pharmacy” playlist

Oh goodness, I am so very sorry for your loss as well. Only 4 is just…ugh, it’s never enough time with them, but that’s just so so young—it breaks my heart.

Thank you so much, and it is so unfair that we don’t get to spend more time with these little rays of sunshine. I will surely miss those beautiful blue eyes more than I can say.