Cuntish Mayfield

Glider ticket inspectors thinking they're ICE these days

poo poo poo poo pooooo!!!

Not enough people are talking about how good a wee bite of cheese and a wee bite of apple is

Amerikkka's global legacy is political violence. It's literally the only thing you guys do and you do it so well

MORTICIAN: i tried my best but he still looks really fucked up sorry
WIDOW: don't worry, this is correct

My 95 year old grandmother fell and broke her hip and split her head open a few days ago and she's absolutely grand. Charlie Kirk died tho

reports are in that he got debated right in the neck. he got debated at long range and offered no commensurate counterpoint. also his blood exploded

Uh oh

I keep playing farming sims and getting pissed off when I have to farm

of course i celebrate the holy trinity (bite of sandwich, bite of pickle, bite of potato chip)

Actually pathetic

Might quit my job today

I mean this is just insane.

Freaky old hag

I will never watch the Robbie Williams monkey film

Pokemon rumble spheal saying "hope i don't have a long day" outside the long day factory

I did not know the apparent foreskin of Christ was a holy relic. Wanna know the logistics of how that would even come about. Did one of the wise men just pocket it or what

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Using my imagination in beautiful interesting ways

I am CEO Of Translink now, 1p annual travel passes for everyone

Flashed the train conductor my letterboxd account instead of my train ticket

Still a gotdamn pedestrian!!!

Library work is cracked I just had a guy take out Mein Kampf to "hear his side of the story" oh brother!!!

The greatest litmus test of gentrification is whether or not loads of fellas in high vis are eating there on their lunch break

A won a year's subscription to an academic journal a decade ago and they're still sending me journals every season. If I'd paid for the subscription it would've cost me £5k lol academic publishing is a racket

Thank you!! I hope so too, so far so good, it's hard to know when to relax but I think we're in a good position 🤞🤞🤞 And there's loads of cats 🥹

some star trek guy getting blasted in the face and chest by lasers. his face is all fucked up

they are doing this to me at work tomorrow