ICE crossed a line in LA

How boarding should go:
Preboard stays the same.
Let 1st class stay group 1, whatevs.
Grp 2: back 1/2 of plane window seats.
Grp 3: front 1/2 window seats.
Grp 4: middle seats.
Grp 5: aisle seats.
Each seat has 1 dedicated space in the OH bin + the underseat space
There, fixed. You're welcome.

The man had a niche.
Also the theme song for Cleopatra 2525 has been playing almost constantly in my head since Jan 1.

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

Look, babes, I *hate* talking on the phone to strangers, but I've called my reps this morning, even the Republican one. They do these things because they think (or can justify thinking) that their constituents support them. Get on the call log and prove them wrong.

5calls.org

We're all seeing this, right?
A cadre of unelected non-officials being given unrestricted access to citizens' data and the ability to restructure offices of the federal government? www.facebook.com/share/p/1XbG...

Folks, I see a lot of you recently feeling free to use some variation of the "R" word for mentally disabled, including appending the last four letters as suffix to describe people you don't like. I'm not down with that, so if you do it in my comments, I'm gonna hide that shit at least. Be better.

I've known Seanna since both of us were below legal drinking age. She needs our help.

Recent algorithm-fed viewing means that the song in my head is currently a mashup of "Defying Gravity" and the "Bluey" theme song.

www.instagram.com/reel/DEYRZwl...

Michael Caine Loves 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' as Much as You Do God bless us, every one! But especially Michael Caine.

www.gq.com/story/michae...

Things are tight all around, but Midnight needs us. Let's try to get a cat and her boy a Hogswatch miracle.

What adulting looks like today. #comfortfood #bacon
#howilikemycoffee #breakfastfoodisfoodyoueatatbreakfadttime

It could have been a loaf of bread, but it has utterly collapsed! The golden-brown top crust is a mere inch from the cutting board on which it rests, and the inside has 'concertina-ed' into one massive buttery layer of dough. A knife rests in front of the "loaf" Because if course I had to taste it.

Ready for Bake Off!