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A Cartoonerer. The New Yorker..er. My posts are unreliably narrated. Native Upper Midwesterner now in Colorado. https://condenaststore.com/collections/new+yorker+cartoons/mark+thompson
I would be laughed out of the writersβ room if I pitched this. Measles exposure at a March for Life rally. www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...
09.02.2026 04:34 β π 5197 π 1227 π¬ 277 π 91MAGA claim to be alpha individuals but are threatened by the thought anyone speaks any other language than English.
09.02.2026 04:51 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
09.02.2026 03:24 β π 4735 π 667 π¬ 65 π 55Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. Sounds a little strange, but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding.β
Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for not punching Trump in the nose for saying the country that invaded Ukraine was being "very generous."
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Multiple reports have identified roughly 30 current and former ICE and CBP personnel who have been charged or convicted of violent and/or sexual crimes including sex crimes against children.
Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni This is incredibly cool β A source familiar with Bad Bunnyβs performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunnyβs halftime show got married for real
09.02.2026 02:14 β π 8170 π 1317 π¬ 89 π 138Your oxygen supply will be in the hands of a guy on ketamine.
09.02.2026 03:49 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Elon Musk Y @elonmusk X.com For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
09.02.2026 03:32 β π 4783 π 1037 π¬ 273 π 186If you didnβt catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunnyβs halftime show, I gotcha. Hereβs one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisisβand Trumpβs role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
09.02.2026 01:59 β π 5245 π 2086 π¬ 42 π 39Scary.
09.02.2026 03:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can an entire defense win the MVP?
09.02.2026 03:26 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Bad Bunny pays homage to his recent Grammy win πΆ
to me it making fun of trump haha give me stuff lol but rock on bunny
When youβre offended by βlove is more powerful than hate.β
09.02.2026 02:37 β π 3426 π 459 π¬ 273 π 29There are a growing number of reports of agents impersonating construction workers, delivery drivers & anti-ICE activists, heightening fears in the state.
That's deceptive & unconstitutional, because they use trickery to get around warrant & consent protections.
Elon Musk spent $280 million to elect Trump, and then Trump gave him the keys to the federal government and he went about destroying the lives and careers of patriotic public servants while giving himself massive contracts.
It was the most corrupt bargain in American history.
Wow that commercial about how you should be kind to your neighbor must have enraged conservatives.
09.02.2026 00:35 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0βMr. Beast Salesforce adβ - theyβre calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
09.02.2026 02:32 β π 7048 π 873 π¬ 52 π 36From 2001 to 2022, there were 1,375 school shootings at elementary and secondary schools, resulting in 515 total deaths and 1,161 injuries.
and they STILL refuse to CONSIDER gun control, or even registration... They have NO INTEREST in protecting kids.
Only protecting the gun lobbyists $$$$$
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lilβ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
To save time in the future assume MAGA is upset. About everything.
09.02.2026 02:39 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Angry reaction by MAGA to a joyful and PATRIOTIC halftime show.
09.02.2026 02:32 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0A touchdown in the Super Bowl? In this economy?
09.02.2026 02:27 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0To the contrary, no one has any problem with warehouses. The problem is with concentration camps.
08.02.2026 22:17 β π 665 π 144 π¬ 13 π 3Criticizing our country is a right afforded to us by the constitution.
09.02.2026 01:08 β π 10892 π 1619 π¬ 892 π 177The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows Iβve seen.
βThe only thing more powerful than hate is loveβ
βTogether, we are Americaβ
Huh.
09.02.2026 02:24 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Epstein emailed himself the photo, possibly after a dinner with tech moguls.
08.02.2026 19:30 β π 2286 π 1063 π¬ 172 π 109Speak Slovenian, damn it!
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