Jamie Phelps Proctor

Kids be like, “let’s pretend this mundane task that you need me to help do was 10x more difficult and impossibly frustrating”

Yesterday is why Elon bought twitter

Thus begins the hugest ever round of “well he was born in a Chicago but he grew up in the Suburbs”

Chicagoans demand to know, What high school did the Pope go to?

I sure am glad the Bulls lost that play in game

Elkay water fountain with bottle filler reading “1079449 Bottles Saved”

This water fountain at Orlando International has done more for the environment than any American president

I would buy a ticket for a chance to say that the constitution needs to be amended to protect Cracklin’ Oat Bran

“Mediums”

Tim Ratliff was named Ambassador to Thailand before he made it back to RDU

Cory Booker is on the Senate floor explaining how there are two Darrin Stevens - Dick York and Dick Sargent - as if we wouldn't notice.

This is a very big problem!

You can do a trade war & cut off food imports. OR you can have a domestic farm sector that's given up on feeding its own country.

You can't do both!

But we are! We're doing both!

Infrastructure Week (Greenland Edition)

Ask not who’s the host of this zoom meeting, the host is thee

Me in the national security group chat:

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains.

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Goodles are the new Sponge Daddy, a clever trick to get millennials to pay $6 for a marginally better version of a thing that can still be purchased for $0.69

Trump administration ends reimbursements for Illinois food programs Illinois faces withheld USDA funds impacting food programs and farmers. Gov. Pritzker warns of further budget cuts.

The USDA is reneging on a deal and leaving food banks and family farmers with unpaid bills.

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Not especially, but a lot of the reactions are to those words specifically

She said “You can go right ahead”

More like “Snora” if you ask me (this is not even about the movie I’m just so very sleepy)

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

Vistro, Cafe Fortuna, Fruit Store, Fontano’s subs

Solidarity is our only hope

The existence of Yoto confirms this

Find yourself somebody who likes the same kind of fried plantains.

Keep honking, I can always drive slower

Chicago city council might not have voted to lower the speed limit, but that doesn’t mean I can’t drive 25 anyway

I wonder who Trump will pick for the Halftime show next year

Super Bowl halftime performer detained after unfurling Sudanese-Palestinian flag A performer in Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show was detained on the field and could face charges after unfurling a combination Sudanese-Palestinian flag with “Sudan” and “Gaza” written on …

The New Orleans Police Department said in a statement that “law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident.”

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