Laurie

Apologies. When I said, 'church', I did of course mean 'golf'.

You'd almost think that the old rapist, sex offender, pedophile, pussy grabber had something to hide.
Surely not ! He's a good church going Christian.

Can we transfer Gana and Ndiaye to Ghana

Not with Koeman there it didn't.

I just hope Jack Grealish finds Everton is his happy place to play football again. He hasn't looked happy for a while at City.

Makes sense to arms manufacturers. The more innocent people get killed by lunatics with guns, means more sane people will buy guns to defend themselves means more money to be made

Bad take this mate considering your fans didn't have the humanity to respect a minutes silence for two young men tragically dying.

Remember when so many men were taking the piss out of the women's penalties in the Euros ?

Thought you'd have got a better seat than that with having the maximum years behind you.

He'll be ok as long as he doesn't give Neal Maupay or Joey Barton the job.

I thought Barry did really well too. The little pass he gave to Ndiaye when he should have scored was perfection. His hold up play is well better than Beto's and he's got decent pace.

I miss being in the Upper Bullens. They were all genteel folk up there. Most of us didn't know either who or even where we were.
Dignitas waiting room springs to mind.

That was just warming up. Wait until it's a proper game and we're 3-0 down.

So that facial recognition thing to pay for food and drink at Everton is a bit hit and miss. Brad Pitt has been charged for three pints of Guinness I had this afternoon.

Don't forget the best of all, Oor Wullie.

And try to remember, it's only a friendly.

How times change.

In 1867, Russia sold Alaska to the United States for $7.2 million.

157 years later, Russia owns the White House, and they didn't fork out a single dime.

How they can look at their children and grandchildren without feeling thoroughly disgusted at themselves is beyond me.

Here we go !
First time watching #Everton in our new house.
Can't wait.
Up the Bramley Moore Dock Toffees.

Hey Alaska.
You've got a great opportunity here.
Two birds with one stone.
Or, better still.
Two criminals with one Novichok.
Netanyahu for the hat trick.

We need to put Novichok in his eyeliner.

So did body count.

Subpoena Bondi

Always sounds like 'Crispy Gnome' to me.

Bramley Moore for me.
(If you know your history)

Worse still is accepting a pedophile as president

Brilliant 😁👍

I'm still waiting for the 'Id have the Russia - Ukraine conflict ended in a day.
To be fair, he didn't say which day.

Thank god they're not obsessed.

Haven't tried Alhambra, but Krombacher is excellent.