Rob

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That's my BlueSky-ing for September then.

Picture of a bedroom interior with firmly shut double glazed window through which a seven foot tendril of wisteria has somehow invaded like a fucking triffid.

Grow wisteria, they said. It may be a bit vigorous, but it's not like you'll go away for two weeks and it will literally BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. Or anything.

#liftselfies on BlueSky, yeah?

#buswanker

Soul II Soul - Back To Life

- Sublime vocals from Caron Wheeler
- At the time sounded like nothing else
- Still sounds fresh
- A Black British anthem
- No remix has ever improved it
open.spotify.com/track/7vvRkL...

Credit to Catherine for that, she assembles the bases and I deal with the fire!

You tesselate more topping on there like this 😋

12" home made pizza sat on a metal pizza slide before being carried back into the house to be devoured.

The pizza oven rarely disappoints.
Pepperoni on mozzarella. Not in shot: Sausage pizza, plain cheese, BBQ chicken and onion.

I'm having some scale issues with your esteemed visitor. Is it an absolutely massive pot with a normal sized frog, or a normal sized pot with the teeniest little frog?

(I, for one, welcome our new amphibian overlords, etc)

Chequered cheap beer

Mirror selfie of Rob in a shop fitting room, trying on the pink t-shirt he subsequently purchased. He's convinced himself he's manly enough to pull off the look.

Bought a pink t-shirt today lads.

I think so right? - it's not something I've ever consciously gone for in a cake-choosing situation.

(I am not in anywhere like enough cake-choosing situations)

The red velvet goes. Although the carrot cake looks like it's been left on a radiator for a week to dry out.

Gin o clock here. Thoughts and prayers for you at this difficult time chef.

Point taken, but still 🤷‍♂️

That's too far Weeno, waaaay too far! 😱

Crikey, that escalated quickly! 🤣

Maybe a treat for this afternoon 😋

Shopping list for an orange, a cucumber and another orange. Perhaps they didn't have felts to colour it in? (I love the minty colour of your bike and I am definitely not thinking about getting a morning Cornetto now)

Today ~ Smashing Pumpkins

Aerodynamics, innit

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Of course you did.

Rob, stood with his bike at the beginning of the event. Bike is a Giant SCR1 with Shimano 105 2x10 compact groupset. Please do not zoom in on Rob's bike shorts.

Chew Valley Lake, roughly 30-35 miles in. The weather had improved a bit and we took in the view having creaked up quite a tough little hill.

Rob, having finished and sheltering from the rain in a party tent wearing his medal. This picture doesn't convey how soaking wet I was. Edmund Blackadder would have said "wetter than a haddock's bathing costume"

Strava map extract. 3265ft of climbing. 3 hours 22 minutes ride time and a total of 44.86miles

Did some cycling today. Got rained on a lot. Would do it again.

Club Sandwich.
Hell yeah.

Every Omaze house is haunted by the spirits of contestants from The Apprentice.

Ranked in order I'd choose: Flamingoes on leaves, then flowers, then Flamingos on black.

(Source: 47yr old Dad)

Wetsuits in a Motorway service WH Smith

WH Smith, M6 Hilton Park services southbound.

Wetsuit check ✅

These are utterly charming, you're so talented!

№41: Fact.