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Tim Houston

@timhouston.bsky.social

“The Gobshite Philosopher of Bluesky”

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Latest posts by timhouston.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sounds like they’re on their way out. At best, you’ll get maybe seven more years out of them. Sad times.

06.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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27.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to @ you yesterday when I saw this but I just assumed you and George were besties, constantly quote tweeting each other…..

26.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They really should. It’s a disgrace. Not sure what you want me to do about it though….

19.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for the dedication Bruce. Not the correct Tim Houston but I’m delighted nonetheless. On my birthday too…….

08.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

07.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 1085    🔁 1176    💬 52    📌 42
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28.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rapture? Not with these bone spurs mate…

23.09.2025 06:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is there never an Icelandic volcanic eruption when you need one…..

23.09.2025 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Optimistic and generous of you Parker….

20.09.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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20.09.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole schtick of the right is to rely on the dunderheaded-ness of their support base. It doesn’t matter if they’re too stupid to get it, or if they get it but don’t care that it’s untrue - as long as their side is ‘winning’. Facts don’t matter and don’t count.

20.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Head of Comms, Labour Party HQ….

14.09.2025 17:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, it sounds so unlike him, I just don’t know what to believe……

08.09.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome back - to you and the doggo.

08.09.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nora Chauve-Souris-y

08.09.2025 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Politics latest: Former Tory minister Nadine Dorries defects to Reform Former Conservative minister Nadine Dorries has defected to Reform UK. Ms Dorries confirmed the move in an interview with the Daily Mail.

@soozuk.bsky.social sack the scriptwriter, the free stuff is on the way…..

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04.09.2025 18:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite right too. Not sure how I can help…..

30.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not sure how much influence I have over this situation msaudrey….

25.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like how the UK Prime Minister could just randomly clear off on her own in a beat up Skoda Fabia, about 12 hours after a bomb had gone off in Downing Street. To rescue her Husband and Daughter, who were being guarded by one woman and some oaf patrolling the garden…..

23.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, it gets much worse……

23.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’ve literally just finished it a few moments ago. How can I be of assistance?

23.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, we all like the idea of drinking in the sun every afternoon, until we see what it does to people…..

21.08.2025 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No worries Gwenda. As you might imagine, you’re not the first Nova Scotian to make that mistake…..

21.08.2025 08:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not sure what help I can be Gwenda…..

20.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve given up on Twitter; it’s just vile these days. But I came across your post on a rare foray on to Facebook. Some anti-hate profile had copy posted your Twitter takedown of Silly Stephen.

18.08.2025 18:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@ofselina.com I see you’re up in their faces again…..🤓

18.08.2025 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Just a normal cat being normal…..

17.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does this lad work at yours?

14.08.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Duly noted. But still….

10.08.2025 19:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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