Jackie Mehlmann-Wicks

Watching the ice dancing more closely this year, I have learned that you can do all the triple and quadruple axels under the sun, but if you fuck up even one twizzle.

I’m curious as to how this ludicrous dickhead plans to force people to get on a train and go to an office that exists only in his fevered imagination

Luge in slow motion is not the most dignified looking sport is it.

Adjudicating the Olympics like I ever leave the house 😅

Italians sobbing like they’ve cured cancer but it’s a bronze in figure skating.

Listening to shouts of “CURL!” during the curling because what else can you shout?

This bit of the programme will be completely lost on JD Vance

If you want peace on earth, you’d better start acting like it.

Hurry the fuck up and light it I want to go to bed.

The cat has worked out that she is on a diet. She isn’t happy about it.

Please a word for that feeling when someone revives a dormant group chat to say something solicitous.

Why US cinemagoers are dressing as Jimmy Savile to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple The disgraced and despised British entertainer’s distinctive look is trending among some film fans on TikTok. Should somebody tell them what he did?

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‘To say I was the favourite would imply I was liked’: Mark Haddon on a loveless childhood As a bookish child with a distant father and a disapproving mother, the Curious Incident author retreated into a world of his own. Looking back, he asks what it means to lose parents who never showed you love

‘To say I was the favourite would imply I was liked’: Mark Haddon on a loveless childhood

I just love how this series proved that Traitors turning on each other doesn't automatically make for better gameplay or tv because that was epic and heartwarming. #TheTraitors

Silly, I know, but hard to overestimate how great #TheTraitors has become for getting us through miserable January. Proper public service broadcasting.

Best ever traitors ending 🥹💕

Is African Cup of Nations always this chaotic?

Can confirm. Spoiled Christmas for myself on a few occasions as a child.

Absolutely not.

Fuck you Duolingo you don’t own me

America, what is you doingggg

ChatGPT is just a modern day magic 8 ball. In case you have to explain it to a time traveler idk.

We received a text that the power might be switched off in our area. Then the power went off, for approximately five minutes. In that time we’d gotten into bed and devoured an entire package of Sharwood’s poppadoms. So that bodes well for an apocalypse.

Menopause is coming to town 🎶😭

Wow, it’s almost as though vaccines actually work.

We once paid £300 for a children’s bike. Still waiting for it 10 years later.

Is this a joke, FIFA? I may never watch football again.

The cat was probably used to drivers slowing down for it. If it can happen to an animal, it can happen to a young child. If a toddler wandered into the road would it stop?

Shocking, a dancer is winning #strictly.

They’ve really enjoyed watching April and Leo’s journey. April April? Contemptuous, haughty, unpleasant April? And Leo? Can anyone explain. #mafsuk