Bada Bing

He said “Gimme the Divorced Dad with a Cybertruck” silhouette.

tom homan is a bitch

When law enforcement doesn’t obey the law, both are rendered meaningless.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr

Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid

I would die for him

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Happy T. Hanks Giving everyone.

I didn’t know Ed Gein dabbled in cobbling.

YouTube video by nathanolson Pizza Hut Triple Deckeroni Pizza 1997

I still can’t believe the Triple Deckeroni never caught on that shit was like pizza stuffed pizza. m.youtube.com/watch?v=U2rw...

Stuffed Crust made them feel invincible, and like Icarus they flew to close to the sun.

I had to read this now so do you

“The chair has been used since antiquity, although for many centuries it was a symbolic article of state and dignity. It was not until the 16th century that chairs became common, almost five centuries before the release of Technotronic’s unrelenting techno anthem ‘Pump Up the Jam’.”

Billionaires are cancer

SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.

But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Whenever anyone ask why I can’t take my country seriously anymore, I just show them this.

Lotta lead poisoning in this photo

It’s Jamie Pressly and Margot Robbie all over again.

Olivia D’Abo

A picture of Melissa George

How old am I? Old enough to to confuse Melissa George and Olivia D’Abo apparently.

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“Waaahhhh widdly wahhhh, widdly widdly widdly waaahhhhh”

Taking joy in the little things is our best weapon against fear! The hardest part is learning how, but once you do it’s an unlimited resource. Joy dominates fear every time! Remember, fights like these are marathons, not sprints. You’re crushing it!

Been saving those diapers for a while I guess

Shin Godzilla rules

Looks like a demon jumped into a Mrs. Clause decoration.

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

Also because Coroporatism was a little too on the nose.