Andy Chisholm's Avatar

Andy Chisholm

@andychisholm.bsky.social

Woke delta grade. Bit of a foodie / foraging / veg gardening (just started an allotment). Kindness is important. YouTube Channel: An Adventure in Taste and Thyme with Andy. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLV4CAOZ81iTkAy3KVZXtzg

1,275 Followers  |  871 Following  |  1,591 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.9565

Latest posts by andychisholm.bsky.social on Bluesky

That would work in any blue USA state today.

12.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

And you were then stuck producing Doctor Who throughout the 1980s.

12.02.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that works - for example my favourite view (Snowdonia, Wales) ... maps.app.goo.gl/en66GNWtBNYy...

12.02.2026 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
GeoGuessr - Let's explore the world! GeoGuessr is a geography game which takes you on a journey around the world and challenges your ability to recognize your surroundings.

A game you can play three times a day for free ... www.geoguessr.com

12.02.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I have an Android phone while the rest of my family have IOS. I do all of the IT help and maintenance at home but Han at least plead ignorance when it comes to phones.

12.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gordon The Tramp RIP never wore a watch but always gave the precise time when asked.

12.02.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He has not changed, I watched him last year and he took this piss out of neurodivergent people then.

11.02.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does that make me a psychopath for, erm, just liking the taste of them?

11.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they bring the books in here and read them sitting in the chair and settee that you cannot watch the TV from.

11.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Hotblack Desiato does work: "You're an estate agent from Islington, David, not a MI6 enforcer"

11.02.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was in a bar the other week. Musak playing. Included The Beautiful South's 'Don't Marry Her' - yes it was the album version.

11.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we have to wait?

10.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@damerainbowwarrior.bsky.social Thanks for the repost but I had to delete as I realised the image on the right was photoshopped. I wish people realised they do not have to make up stuff against Reform.

10.02.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Donald Trump buried wife Ivana's body at his golf course for this clever reason President Donald Trump was married to his first wife, Ivana, for 13 years, but in a strange move, he decided to bury her body on his New Jersey golf course

He has form with graves in totally inappropriate places.

www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...

10.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also the pressure to stop saving "the wrong people" from drowning.

10.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a person is holding a red flag with the olympic rings behind it ALT: a person is holding a red flag with the olympic rings behind it
09.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
WH Smith voted UK's worst High Street shop in Which? survey Consumers have criticised the chain's out-of-date shops, expensive products and rude staff.

Reminds me that the Twitter account WHS Carpet is referred to in this article: www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...

09.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK Heston.

09.02.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A late nail in the coffin was the 2006 edition where they messed up the public performance license, so had the likes of the presenters of Womans Hour dancing to the music.

09.02.2026 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish that was the worst you could say about the UK presenters.

09.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an opinion I can get behind.

09.02.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman in a green shirt is smiling with the words `` it feels like we 're living a dream '' above her . ALT: a woman in a green shirt is smiling with the words `` it feels like we 're living a dream '' above her .
08.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man is holding a flute and says i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence ALT: a man is holding a flute and says i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence
08.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Zafira B cup holder was designed by a psychopath.

08.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should be the acknowledgement message for Fesshole.

08.02.2026 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once had to scoff my Toby in 54 seconds to get away from the weirdo in a white coat standing over me with a clipboard and stopwatch.

08.02.2026 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 08.02.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some stations have platforms that are shorter than the train. If you want to get off you need to be in one of the carriages you can leave from.

08.02.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news on the economy

UK Productivity grew more in the last year than the previous 7 years combined.

07.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

How else can I find out whose house to burgle?

07.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@andychisholm is following 20 prominent accounts