FPL Chancer

What a silliness

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Commentators now claiming the title race is still alive

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That's even better than the Arsenal one 🔥

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Well done Pep. Man was concussed

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Much better from Liverpool already in this half

Szobo pushing up helping final third retention and Wirtz is finally seeing the ball

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FIRST HALF HIGHLIGHTS

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Guéhi such a reliable defender. Man City would be a total mess without him right now

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This is frantic in a really crap way; so many errors already

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Arteta laughing through his popcorn as these two play out a 3-3 donkfest

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Interesting experience owning Muñoz at the end there

Could easily have got a tenth defcon; didn't

Could easily have got a second yellow; didn't

Could easily have got an assist if Strand Larsen could finish his dinner; didn't

Five points gratefully accepted

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Steve Parrish probably shouldn't be rocking a Vanilla Ice haircut in 2026

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I still don't know what a Brighton is 🤔

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Wow something actually happened

Bart's attempted cranium save was a bold strategy and didn't work out for him

Guessand sub instant needle mover. Yeremy was anonymous

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Not saying this half has been poor but I've just read every word of the M23 and A23 Wikipedia entries

And double checked all of the references

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Never get as hyped for this fixture as the media does but it's nice to have a pure watch ahead of all my rank tankers playing at 4:30pm

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He's fine

Did not know this was a thing; every day's a schoolday

Wouldn't back this government to defend a parking space let alone anything else but one to monitor

So salty about that Thiago pen 🧂

On my way to steal ya girl 😆

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They'll be dancing in the streets of Danny Baker

Dango has been the best thing about Saturday. Joyous

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Watching Newcastle; really think something has to change as they are treading water

It's all suddenly looking very stale. Isak's goals probably covered a lot of cracks

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Can't get on board with this Brentford away kit; strong pyjama energy

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Hard disagree but that's fine

Think the penalty was nonsense but Brentford worthy of the lead

Newcastle aren't right and you can see it in Eddie Howe's face

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Episode 2,500,000,000,000,001 of I don't know what the fuck handball is

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Really good goal. What a cross from Dango

Newcastle never looked comfortable with the lead; not getting great vibes with them atm

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Weak goal from a Brentford POV

Man had no idea where the ball was going but all the freedom to buy that raffle ticket

This might enable Newcastle to relax a bit; think they've been very much on edge

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Dango is so underrated; had Lewis Hall playing Twister there

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Newcastle look totally rattled out of possession already

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