Guy Gardner’s Fuck Ass Bob

All I’m going to say is, they don’t care if he’s had sex with children, but if they find out he’s had sex with another man, they will implode…

They have a fcked up sense of morality.

This is what I came here to say

This Is Fascism

All. Of. This.

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

It simply must be said that there is just nothing worse than surprise bagpipes

I can’t explain it, but a heavy Bronx accent smells like nicorette gum

TEXAS @repcasar.bsky.social : “Imagine in another country a corrupt president was trying to change the election laws. Then that president’s political ally threatened to remove all the legislators of the other party to get it done. That’s what’s happening in Texas right now.”

I know, I grew up on it. It’s so disappointing

Bluebell also donates a lot to Republican candidates and causes so

Exactly, or blaming all Americans for Trump

Telling a state full of people experiencing a tragedy “welp, you asked for this” is a shitty thing to do. Period

Yes, but Texas is a huge place.The number of people in Texas who voted for Harris was higher than the number of people who voted for Harris in those states. My point was not that Texas is blue, my point is that you can’t write off an entire state as having “chose this” when so many did not.

There were more Dem voters in Texas in 2024 than New Jersey, Massachusetts, and Vermont combined. And those children didn’t vote for shit. Please keep these thoughts to yourself right now.

Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Babies, who didn’t vote for anyone, spending a week at summer camp, washed away in a flood. So please think twice before we have to hear your hot take.

I’ve seen some shitty takes about the flooding in Texas. Folks think that because Texas is a red state, we deserve what we get. I have two points to make. 1. There were more Dem votes in Texas in 2024 than in New Jersey, Massachusetts, and Vermont combined. 2. Children died. At summer camp.

But also it’s good

It’s one of the names I call my cat, if that helps

Oh you silly birbs

What in the participation trophy is THIS?

So Dwights just can't possibly work harder to be better? Yall lost one time and you decided to fix the fight so you'll feel better.

It's trifling to move the goal post. BUT this is yet another example of what we've been trying to tell yall all along. Smh.

I think I compared them to ice once (over on the bad place) and got ripped for it. But I stand by it

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security. 
 
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
 
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952

Elle Cordova
@ellecordova.bsky.social

Fuck you Amazon