Quick Man

"Toro Yano" fucking sent me.

@alyssamerc.bsky.social

That's a pretty rough oversight LMAO

the ultimate hater gremlin dickhead Jet shows up: "nice Maria costume"

It's like how kids would always swear they knew a secret trick to get free credits or whatever but actually real. Minus the free credits part.

I am once again telling the world to play Neo Turf Masters

Having mental health issues really sucks.

It's a Pheebo Original

I only recently noticed that when playing MK2 arcade in one player, if you hit the win streak amount and put in your initials, it resets your win streak to 0 for some reason

My favourite are the Mega Drive/SNES versions where it goes on for like 20 seconds because they have every character but can't put them all on screen at once

I'm not sure. It's not on my top 10 because I'm the type of person who's played, I dunno, ZX Spectrum Street Fighter 2. But it's not the most normie "getting Boss Baby 2 vibes" pick to put on the list. Seen more than a few people claim Tekken 8 is the worst fighting game ever lmao

a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it . ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it .

Everything is the Democrats' fault even though we won. Trump loves the Epic Gamers. This is his 73rd war he's ended. He is very popular and cool. Sent from my iPhone.

"It's the fault of the guys that have no power, guys"

This feels like how you dream when you're heavily medicated. Object permanence disappears completely.

get fuckin Zeeb'd

GOIN' SOMEWHERE, JAREK?

After one of his buddies got fucking demolished by someone with actual industry credentials I think they just wanna feel like they're on the team.

did you get any good seafood

I was pretty much the same, at the time Corbyn actually felt like a refreshing breath of fresh air in a sea of dog shit.

Logged in and it's working for me just fine even with uBlock.

The most I've ever used it for has been researching into the funniest and meanest "fuck you" Game Overs in video games

THE PS PENTUPLE

Aw, c'mon, I'm sure it won't be that ba-- [spits out drink] NO MULTIPLAYER?!

"I'm playing King's Knight."

You saw *that* too, huh?

I watched sections of HIM trying to debate an actual industry insider and I've never seen someone exist purely on "I don't care", "yeah but still" and "well I feel" like he did

They've got a pocket handbook of these terms with the title of "Things to say when you're scared that shouting the hard R instead will get you punched"

Dear Video Game Journalists,

Poo poo pee pee butt fart ass blast

Stop writing things that were not approved by me, the Main Character of the Universe

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR TRUTH AND TRANSPARENCY, Big Brother said.

Do you have any idea how little this narrows down the list of usual suspects, Alyssa

Don't care, release them