Harry

I can call myself a doctor of carpet cleaning, but intelligent people wouldn't accept and repeat that.

Opthalmologists are doctors, optometrists are not. They can have doctorates, but then so do many librarians.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

vibes:

Like hell they are.

Amazon lives on USPS subsidies and they know it. They're trying to milk every cent they can out of the deal with empty threats.

IT needs to set a deadline. We cannot be left in the lurch forever.

"language is defined by how people use it" and way over 99.9% say Americans.

"try to find a solution to the confusion" literally not one speck of confusion. Absolutely no one confused even a tiny bit.

You: Crew fans don't even know the teams in the league!
Me: the league is pretty much just you & the desiccated husk of your rival.
You: Nonsense! There's also Celtic! and uh, Celtic. Don't forget about Celtic!

Seriously beginning to think that you don't know any other teams in your league, either.

Can't imagine why people in a different country can't name all the clubs in your totally real "league" that has had two different champions in the past 40 years.

Fourth on the team in minutes last year behind Rossi, Nagbe, and Shulte. I expect him to take a pay cut, but he's not worthless.

We out here thinking "are they really going to push it all the way to one?"

Issa thinking "Hot dogs! ARMOUR HOT DOGS! What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?"

Again, you're just saying that with the benefit of hindsight. Gazdag was a DP-level player anywhere north of Broward County and we were lucky to land him.

We bought down Nagbe to sign Ali, maybe we don't do the same to get Gazdag if the order is swapped, but who knows.

I'm ignorant of such things, so I ask honestly: why wouldn't they go if offered? These are all Nancy's guys, most came from Montreal.

"Panic-extending Gazdag" is just revisionist history. We were only able to get him because of the extension, and he was seen by all reasonable observers to be a good acquisition.

While you ruminate on how good you are and how bad Crew fans are, maybe ask yourself why you felt the need to use our hashtag while firing strays.

Not exactly out there changing hearts and minds.

Bumped from the playoffs in the first round in the past two seasons and a 7th place finish. Golden era was already over.

Well at least they exorcised some demons. Or so I've been lead to believe.

If the next Vogel-esque sacrifice before our bo-bo Tammany Hall is not a guy named "Token Liberal" what are we even doing?

"would’ve" ?

keep the faith, brother!

Three road games in one calendar week in May seems brutal. Nice road trip for fans maybe, though.

16MM opening weekend does not convey "obsession"

I initially though the joke was he met someone else and thought it was Ronaldo

I am familiar with the works of Tony Gilroy

I don't know if the problem is Nancy, Tall, or ownership, but the Ali thing was a failure. Knowing they had one DP flex opening for Nagbe and another possible with Cucho, they should have had someone else queued up.

Plan? Ain't no plan!

"they misunderstand the entire point of animation"

Which is all the more insulting because they basically invented the commercially exploitable animated feature

They're not naming it Legends. That's the firm that set them up with a new buyer.

Failed to advance from the first round of the MLS Playoffs, the CCC and Leagues Cup this year.

The golden era is already over.

[Henry Hill "egg noodles and ketchup" voice]: Now it's a SpringHill Suites by Marriott

So you're saying the news that was 95% confirmed yesterday is now 96% confirmed?

Big if true!