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Don’t question the system. We must have 5 defenders start each game. We must have no wide attackers and also must not try and progress the ball up the middle of the pitch.

Hey, I'm your streaming app. Did you want to continue watching all these shows with 11 seconds remaining on the episode? Don't you want to know who dubbed them in Svensk?

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

Is it time for Andy Burnham MP? Angela Rayner’s struggles mean a Burnham return to Westminster is even more likely. But could it let Reform into Greater Manchester?

The Mill article suggests he would have to resign as Mayor due to PCC responsibilities manchestermill.co.uk/is-it-time-f...

That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down

Moby with a head of hair was the UVS guitarist at the time.

Using the news as a flimsy excuse to repost my favourite Far Side cartoon ever.

Good luck Jadon. You’ve been a wonderful servant.

They were winning duels against arsenal. The individual quality is not that low. Amorim’s top-down ideology exacerbates the weaknesses.

Play 3 in there then.

Don't say "Ave Dominus Nox."
Don't say "We Have Come For You."
Don't say "flayed skin."
Don't say "bone chandelier."
Don't say "In Midnight Clad."
Don't say "the visions... the visions..."

When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.

you must sleep tho

Great photos.

Great piece. Fully agree.

PLAYING CARDS: As everybody knows there are four basic shapes; Diamonds, Hearts, Clubs, & Spades. Numbers go from two to king except for one, which is the highest number except for sometimes. Okay, so there are these two clowns you're gonna wanna ignore...

EVERYBODY: yes, this all seems reasonable

We named our daughter Emmeline after being inspired by this statue!

Just noticed I spelled diarrhea wrong on my resume :(

The US/Canada online left are a brand of libertarians who prioritise the individual freedom to do what they want above the responsibility to others in society.

please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again

(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.

Dumpster labeled “EARTH BORING.”

alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔

Inspirational how he’s achieved so much for a man so afflicted by polio.

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Excited for new wet leg

My parents took me through there in its opening week to celebrate my selection for the school football team!

Not true. It’s been on the city coat of arms since the mid-1800’s.

The only argument for Amorim is blind faith. He’s hasn’t given us a glimmer.

This squad is not worse than Brentford’s or Fulham’s but I don’t know what the answer is.

Thanks for the responses and fingers crossed it somehow gets better for us all.

Why then try and do it with 6 defensive players on the pitch? That’s doing it with your hands tied behind your back.