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@swolsonator.bsky.social

Don't tell me how to live my life. I've stitched together a personality with movie quotes, mostly from The Big Lebowski. Atheist dad and foodie who believes in the 2nd Amendment and the radical idea that women are people, too. Sober since 4/5/23

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Latest posts by swolsonator.bsky.social on Bluesky

This sounds like something Drake would say.

07.06.2025 05:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You only YOLO once.

07.05.2025 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After being ridiculed online, he probably had an aide edit the post. Not confusing at all.

28.04.2025 04:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

C'mon down to White House Auto Mall and gitchu a Tesler! Errthang's COMPUTER!

27.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We will not stand by as democracy is dismantled, rights are trampled, and history repeats. From the Capitol to city streets, millions rise. We remember. We resist. This is our country-not theirs. Long live THE PEOPLE. #StandUpNow

19.04.2025 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be answer...

14.04.2025 07:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He thinks injecting bleach was gonna get rid of COVID. This is the same thing.

07.04.2025 12:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It sounds like he wants to investigate sucking Trump's dick.

07.04.2025 12:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Savage! Love it

05.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the guy whose instincts we're supposed to trust when it comes to the economy?

02.04.2025 21:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would've rather had Gary Johnson.

01.04.2025 07:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And an insufferable, entitled, silver spoon CU Next Tuesday.

19.03.2025 22:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It reminds me of that one scene from Inglorious Basterds.

18.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So which is it? He either didn't know about it or he's crooked. You can't have it both ways. Fuckface Von Clownstick knowingly does crooked shit all the time and then brags about it. Someone impeach him already.

17.03.2025 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's insulting that you're testing my knowledge of what a bleached @$$hole is...

12.03.2025 11:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ratskies and the chicksies in da bonska bonska!

11.03.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone seen Nosferatu? He reminds me of Herr Knock.

"HE'S COMING! HIS LORDSHIP IS COMING!"

05.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ew gross

05.03.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wouldn't expect anything less from Howhard Nutlick

05.03.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did anyone else notice how much blinking she does? That's a clear sign that she's lying through her teeth.

02.03.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, it was Meta too.

02.03.2025 20:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never don't not use no double negatives.

28.02.2025 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The problem is you cannot reason someone out of a conclusion when they didn’t use reason to get there.

27.02.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every accusation is a confession, right?

26.02.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Recycling this one from 2020.

25.02.2025 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nolite dare sanctum canibus. Do not give what is holy to dogs.

23.02.2025 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is exactly how I make omelettes. I usually don't have chives tho

22.02.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Nightmare fuel.

22.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As always, Joe Rogan comes up a little short. I wonder if this will have any effect on his severely overblown ego. Either way, he still looks like a thumb that can talk.

18.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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