Questionably Unhinged

an image of a dark city street. superimposed is a Department of Justice logo and in large text the words "IF YOU TOUCH ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER," WE WILL COME

LMFAOOOOO STOP

following up on your daily rituals is sometimes high-impossible.

a haiku for 2025

i can not even

so many things happening

someone just please help

Steve Bannon: "The public schools and private schools ought to be designated as terrorist organizations too"

Bannon (Dugin of US of A) says schools (both public and private) should be designated as terrorist organisations. What a well-aligned, wholesome and sane individual!

www.mediamatters.org/steve-bannon...

i am autism

yeah yeah he's a "socialdemocrat". Probably the same way NSDP was "socialist".

Fight Chat Control (@chatcontrol@mastodon.social) Attached: 1 image Danish Minister of Justice and chief architect of the current Chat Control proposal, Peter Hummelgaard: "We must break with the totally erroneous perception that it is everyone's c...

Danish Minister of Justice: "We must break with the totally erroneous perception that it is everyone's civil liberty to communicate on encrypted messaging services."

get rekt, fascist.

mastodon.social/@chatcontrol...

oh and people using gen AI to "enhance" the shooter is so 2025. To quote Jeff Rosenstock, "The Future Is Dumb"

huh, did someone shoot a ceo again? living under a rock has some comforts.

Have you heard of Cynical Theories, well embraced by Murdoch and supposedly devastating to postmodernist philosophers like Foucault (I prefer Baudrillard anyways)? As a connoseur of bad reads (I've read half of R. Brodys' Viruses of The Mind before I felt my mind going) I'm intrigued to check it out

Thousands of voices, each of them having something to say, each of them having an agenda, none of them really matter.

screw redpill, blackpill and clearpill. Lobotomypill is where it's at: all your problems stem from frontal lobes. No frontal lobes? Some salivation, zero problems. Wallmart lobotomy kit starts at $59.99. Fuck Rene Descartes out of his seat of consciousness using a easy to use lobotomy drill today!

ummm yes so McRib is back.

- "let it be known, let it be spoken, and written, and heard - and let it be seen on the billboards of the Interstate and The First Page OF NATIONAL PAPERS" -- and the Clown suddenly lowers its voice to a whisper --

"that. McRib. Is. Back."

7/end

"that it is once again as it was before, and it will be again, until mankind walks the earth" - do not close your eyes, child, do not cover your ears - "as sure as everything that's in the light casts a shadow" - you were always the lucky one, always the one to land on your feet, don't shiver - 6/x

... silence. Thick, dark, dripping silence. "Very well", the clown speaks, its red-striped hands slowly rising, "so be it... so I bring it forth," - a gust of air rushes from behind the man in Armani, almost knocking him face-down - "so let it become, once more", the Clown continues ever louder, 5/x

of the world, a FSB colonel is kneeling in front of skull of a cow, begging, in another language, for the same thing, only not in $ but in barrels of crude oil. The man in Armani doesn't dare to raise his gaze to his Salvator, as the cackle rises to laughter to roar to shreak to... 4/x

Dark exaggerated brows rise, and the red blob in the lower portion of the face parts to reveal porcelain teeth in a grimace containing pleasure, pain, love and cruelty, charitability and greed with no bounds. "Do you", the clown cackles, knowing perfectly well that somewhere on the other side 3/x

"We need you to do that again", a man in Armani takes a knee, his Mille quietly indicating everyones' inevitable passing from his wrist; in the darkness, the pale face paint of a clown reflects the light spilling from the doorway, the moon being a Temu item in comparison. 2/x

In a desperate attempt to save the plummeting dollar, the Secretive Elites unwilling to back away from strategic goal of technofeudalism turn to occult. October 2019 gave s&p a nice boost, so what if it crashed five months later and a few million peasants died, the quarterly numbers looked good. 1/x

Help! my dog has been building model train tracks in their spare time

being out of touch with the current events is a complete bliss.

there are days and weeks when you're just exhausted from existing. It's all bullshit, it's all lies, it's all just a gilltery wrapper on a shit pretending to be chocolate; and your only option is to don that shit-eating grin and take a large fuck-off bite of it and pretend to enjoy it.

Do you think Piotr Szczerek is big enough asshole to sue us for claiming he's an asshole?

Like, look, hard truth: make $150k/year? not a rich person. Have a lambo in Italy and your fuck-buddy drives you around in it once a year, otherwise it's just stored? Reeducation for you. Have a proper yacht? Want that last cigarette before the firing squad does a Ceaușescu on you? Tough titty, mofo

Met a close relative of a rich person and it was disgusting.

Don't trust your therapist when they tell you the normal amount of screaming inside your head is zero. If it's zero, you're braindead.

Summer's about to end. People are getting colds again.

Monday is defined by a crippling need for taking a 10 year long holiday instead of diving into unhingedness head first. Does it get better? Yes it does, when the bomb falls and suddenly shareholder value is measured in Roentgens and potato stockpile.