@mrsourkraus.bsky.social
I stink. He/Him
Trump administration officials competing to be the most odious
16.10.2025 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince
RIP a(nother) legend
@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.
14.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 2469 🔁 247 💬 114 📌 45You can't have an ICE protest Lemon party without swol Don
14.10.2025 04:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's conversation with Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto is caught on a hot mic. Hard to tell exactly what they are talking about, but Subianto asks Trump about meeting Eric Trump and Don Jr, who supposedly have nothing to do with government while they run the family business.
13.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 5304 🔁 1870 💬 395 📌 271Maybe "too much" wasn't a precise enough measurement for their needs? 🤷
13.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The sentient hair from The Simpsons Tree House of Horror segment Killer Toupeé
13.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
Guess his hands are wood too
13.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Hudsucker Proxy movie poster
Coens already made it they just went with the more commercially appealing title
13.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey Don this is Steve from Santa Monica, can't we just bomb all these immigrants or something? I'll hang up and listen
12.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In the Baltimore Sun today we ask Governor Wes Moore to cancel Avelo Airlines' contract with BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport. He can do it today. It doesn't require the assembly. It will help stop ICE & help our patients and neighbors.
Please share widely.
www.baltimoresun.com/2025/10/11/w...
Happy 100th Birthday to the late, great Elmore Leonard
11.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 127 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 4I don't know how you do it, Ed. Those Hyatt questions broke my brain...
11.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I understand why you see it like that but many US pols have shown backbone/understand the big picture, their comms/PR teams just aren't as well funded. Warren, AOC, Pritzker. Van Hollen stuck his neck out beyond tweets. Crockett, others. Cool to support his Trump mockery but that's not everything
11.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The poster for Teen Witch, a pic of Jena Friedman, and the SHS logo
On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, Shockingtober Ockingtober Frightening Fest continues as we watch the hopefully less scary TEEN WITCH (1989)!
Joining us is returning guest, comedian & writer Jena Friedman!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year & get 2 months free!
From The New Yorker
09.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 324 🔁 162 💬 4 📌 17
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.
09.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 1817 🔁 414 💬 61 📌 35It's Finally Time To Give The SNL Neil Diamond Storytellers Sketch Its Due
"I wrote this next song after I killed a drifter to get an erection."
🎶Forever in blue jeans🎶
The thing I've always wanted to know is, why'd he only "make you feel alright"? Live up to your name, good Doctor
09.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
09.10.2025 04:42 — 👍 28361 🔁 8959 💬 341 📌 918Death seems the only desirable sequel for a career like this
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
08.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 3775 🔁 1115 💬 59 📌 220Mickey 17 was a masterpiece and you guys fucked up by not watching it
09.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 491 🔁 31 💬 50 📌 16Any general tips/strategies for dealing with a good team/bad luck season? 1 of my teams is 1-4 but .8 points behind the top scorer. Trying to improve my sad RB room behind CMC (Chase Brown 😭 Dowdle AJones BSmith KVidal) but pretty strong elsewhere.
You're welcome for tuning in?
Reggie Jackson in Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad after the phrase that controls him is said aloud
08.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Ade due Damballa, give me the power, I beg of you!
... wait, not like that!
