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I couldn't find the exact numbers but iirc pace goes down during the season

03.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they actually meant laxative - because this guy is full of...

02.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which Luigi? The plumber or the *searching for a not endorsing word*

31.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The classic 'eff him up Socrates' tweet

The classic 'eff him up Socrates' tweet

26.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.arte.tv/de/videos/12...

23.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I want to see the claw I respect quality software and the people who write it. And, I’ve invested years of my life in working on becoming one of these people (even if the journey...

This from @vickiboykis.com and also for scholarship.

newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...

22.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says " i sleep in a racing car do you ? " ALT: a cartoon character says " i sleep in a racing car do you ? "
21.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're going to Ned them, you monster!

20.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting one would mean admitting to my wife that I'm way too online

18.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a turtle that says good evening on it ALT: a picture of a turtle that says good evening on it

Torterra would fix me

17.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's it!

15.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the words Race Driver

15.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In my head I'm stuck with Tron and Ready Player One

15.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@joey-devine.bsky.social what was that movie that you irrationally love? The one with the crazy first 20 minutes

15.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shirt saying "Go to church. And pray you don't guard me." with the And1 faceless guy pointing towards a church. It had to exist..

Shirt saying "Go to church. And pray you don't guard me." with the And1 faceless guy pointing towards a church. It had to exist..

Oh, it actually exists

07.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tried to find an And 1 shirt saying "you should start praying" or something. Found only another shirt and slightly changed the text to "Like running over water, Jesus can't be stopped". Doesn't completely make sense but I miss the old shirts...

Tried to find an And 1 shirt saying "you should start praying" or something. Found only another shirt and slightly changed the text to "Like running over water, Jesus can't be stopped". Doesn't completely make sense but I miss the old shirts...

07.10.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you'll run the competition with a 175 bpm average heart rate, won't you?

06.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You searched for Bad Bunny

05.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cole Perfetti?

30.09.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A basketball player. I guess wrong sport but I needed something to rhyme with Mom's spaghetti

30.09.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

12th round / Marvin Bagley

30.09.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What are you using right now? Brave blocks most ads in general and you can turn off their AI search stuff and crypto bro background. Duck Duck Go has 'dont show me AI pictures and don't show me AI answers' option

27.09.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kanye West production discography - Wikipedia

He has my vote for "Dead Pres - It's bigger than"
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_W...

27.09.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my Rider
That's my garn

24.09.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shaq diss track about Kobe. Somewhat rhymes with Martyrs

Shaq diss track about Kobe. Somewhat rhymes with Martyrs

When Shaq and Kobe was still cool, before

22.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Ben Shapiro wrote a book where a black guy tried to start a race war.

19.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Recently heard someone on a podcast saying 'it should be illegal to be like GRRM and not be from the British Isles'

18.09.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For a moment I was scared that you were in Munich without telling me

18.09.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She probably has a name and if that's the case, I will refuse to learn it.

16.09.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man playing bowling with the words who do u think you are behind him ALT: a man playing bowling with the words who do u think you are behind him
16.09.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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