Still no Red Sec solos or Trios as well.
12.02.2026 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@teampenster.bsky.social
Team Penster, is just me. #TMPEN
Still no Red Sec solos or Trios as well.
12.02.2026 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.
27.12.2025 07:12 β π 5368 π 1317 π¬ 8 π 9I just want the google apps on my phone to work. Don't need AI just competent working apps.
11.02.2026 20:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know Whatβs New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop
05.02.2026 16:29 β π 1849 π 201 π¬ 39 π 0Its a little known fact that the hottest place on Earth is not in fact Death Valley but Stage 1 swimming lessons at the swimming pool.
07.02.2026 08:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shocking that you can go out, not drink and still have a good time, see friends, dance, watch films, music, sport etc all without drink - who knew?!?!?!
28.01.2026 19:40 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0UK brewery closures hit average of three per week @teamdb.bsky.social
28.01.2026 07:59 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 2The Bone Temple was fantastic.
20.01.2026 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In about 3 days I will ask my partner to explain the Beckham drama to me and I am fine with that.
20.01.2026 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my 6music ipa dad journey I'm firmly in the 'bought a pizza oven' phase.
Whats next?
Ministers look at concessions for UK pubs as business rate backlash grows ft.trib.al/N63MlNm
07.01.2026 21:11 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The RAM I bought in July 2024 is now triple the price £££
Hes fathered many lambs
Jokes its PC RAM.
An if you talk about after school club or breakfast club it just proves my point. Both of these are already over subscribed at the school we are at.
02.01.2026 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This will cause a lot of problems with childcare if it dis go ahead an the working week stayed at 5.
Its already a pain that shool is 830am to 330 an standard work is 9 to 5.
(I'm not anti a 4 day week)
Month ended worse than it started bikewise
01.01.2026 08:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I asked for solid good knives 7 years ago when I wasn't even expecting π€£
25.12.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are people upset by armour in 'The Odyssey' its a fantasy epic poem anyway full of mythical beings and GODS.
25.12.2025 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The internet was a mistake
15.12.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which is the worst chocolate selection box?
And why is it Quality Street?
What is this abomination??? Mexican Noodles!
03.12.2025 12:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A flat tyre on a bicycle
Weeks off to a good start
01.12.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I may have saved money on lunch but I'm still hungry so thats no use.
01.12.2025 13:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woke up at 3am to cramp in my left leg.
28.11.2025 12:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Controversial
28.11.2025 12:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An email showing an address as 36 Trips, CBS708D (not an actual address)
I'll worry about AI taking my job when it can manage an email summary correctly.
27.11.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Especially with the comparisons to today.
26.11.2025 12:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They were very unsubtle about that π€£
26.11.2025 10:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It is estimated that a couple of dozen 'Patriots' are present, outnumbered by at least 150 counter-protesters. UKIP leader Nick Tenconi has also attended, describing Bristol as a "Communist-run hellhole" "overrun by far left lunatics"
My home town π«Ά
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