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a long tradition including Russell Brand!

18.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it's the very first amendment of our constitution that takes religion out of government?

18.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/wash...

11.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"and that's the way it issshhhhh ..."

14.02.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to be fair, Gallup is no great loss. Others will be far more accurate.

12.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Americans hated Bidenโ€™s economy. And Trumpโ€™s? Rising wages havenโ€™t erased memories of inflation or the shock of higher prices.

While it is wrong to reflexively disbelieve the administration it is worse to conclude that the lies they tell about the economy are ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ bad.
๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜™๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ ๐˜—๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

11.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

did not age well.

11.02.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

none of the usual suspects should write a thing about this until RON VARA has weighed in. That guy always has the best take.

10.02.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahhh ... spreadsheets, debits, credits, never added flavor to anything. Wish I had a cup.

07.02.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cokie Roberts: "but the Democrats ..."

Never gets old.

07.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Why South Carolina leads the nation in population growth โ€” and measles Religious exemptions for childhood vaccines and mixed messages may be driving outbreak.

The Civil War broke out in South Carolina and now so did a disease we'd previously eradicated - that's why every thinking American wants to move to this greatest of all states!
๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜’๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜—๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

07.02.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Opinion | As conservatism lost its way, Tucker Carlson flourished A new biography examines the ex-Fox News hostโ€™s pull on important parts of the political right.

If you soft-pedal Tucker Carlson's racism, misogyny, and Nazi-adjacent behavior, you just might have what the GOP needs to dominate the next decade.
๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

06.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

will answer your question once I finish scrambling this egg ...

07.02.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opinion | As conservatism lost its way, Tucker Carlson flourished A new biography examines the ex-Fox News hostโ€™s pull on important parts of the political right.

If you soft-pedal Tucker Carlson's racism, misogyny, and Nazi-adjacent behavior, you just might have what the GOP needs to dominate the next decade.
๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜‘๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

06.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Washington Post dies in broad daylight.

04.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 556    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

damn dirty hippies!

01.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Media's Greatest Pariahs: Liberals who have been warning about the trajectory of the GOP since the 1990s.

Media's Greatest Heroes: Recently-former Republicans who slowly began growing alarmed about the trajectory of the GOP in 2016/2017.

01.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

even worse ... that looks like a Ford Pinto - no way to die.

01.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they got their regulation number of kills.

26.01.2026 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks folks - he's here all week! Two shows Sunday!

26.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Larry David would have kicked that shit to the Curb.

26.01.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I have to get as close to them as my TV that's far too close.

25.01.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people of Minneapolis (and other places under siege) are showing superhuman restraint against the blatant, violent tyranny on their streets. It's admirable as hell.

24.01.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God looks like Rip Torn?

23.01.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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those stat and engineering courses were the worst part of my 3 years in law school.

22.01.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farage gave you Brexit, and now Farage wants to give you Farage ... these are dark times.

22.01.2026 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so often we used to brag about that being our culture - now that boast will get you dragged away to jail.

22.01.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pencils down folks, we have a winner!

20.01.2026 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How big is Greenland?

Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.

20.01.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11808    ๐Ÿ” 3555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

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