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with that hair he kinda' resembles his mom.

my other bluesky self is in for 20 bucks, because why not?

God still uses a TIVO?

again: The Onion or not The Onion ...

she can't pay this off? Husband not willing?

looking for Steiner?

staying home for Thanksgiving this year, and probably for the rest of this "administration."

funnier if it was monalisamonalisa ...

and of course this guy can dine out on this story for the rest of his life ...

so "all" of them?

AI chips? Guessing chips from Bellagio and The Sands will hold their value far better.

now I'll shut it off even faster.

YouTube video by Z4RT4N God Will Get You For That Walter #Maude

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As some day it may happen that a rich guy must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!

we are also sending a message to Andrew Cuomo.

would not want to be the guy signing that.

would we notice? Where is he incorporated? Are his accounts in Jersey or the Caymans? Goodbye!

he has his designers watching Jetsons reruns right now in order to have flying cars for us by July 4, 2026. Have faith Kara!

"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. History has stopped … .”
Orwell (1984)

I don't like Mr. Trump nearly as much as I once did, but I really loathe people who dislike him more than I do now.

𝘣𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 ⁣
𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴

if real, not helping. Ready for tomorrow.

...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site

"small rust-belt city" the equivalent of that Ohio diner filled with Trump supporters and independents who voted for Romney?

longest runnng Q ever.

we will finish it this Tuesday.

miss the days of full-sized Snickers.

2015 would have been great, but I'll take it.

Opinion | Trump and Xi flexed. Who won? The leaders share an affinity for great-power-style foreign policy. That’s working — for now.

If you don't acknowledge a foreign-policy mistake by the administration, then there is no need for the Congress to fix it.
𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘐𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘶𝘴

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an AI-generated complaint on behalf of AI-generated clients filed by a non-existent law firm would, however, set them scrambling for at least a few hours.

funny if he said: "just kidding! meant some Dick Cheney!"