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GQ's 2023 "Pickled Okra Enjoyer of the Year" winner.

311 Followers  |  633 Following  |  127 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.2002

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I still get way too fired up at the first 30 seconds of One By One. Just a barrage to open up an album. No car headliner is safe if I hear it, I will punch through it.

13.02.2026 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We interrupt this Super Bowl for the stray pug that we are keeping for the time being

09.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are at a watching party, remember it is always better to go into the dip with a backing support chip, so you don't have to be that person doubling down with a rescue chip.

08.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Adobe - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live The Adobe - Saturday Night Live

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07.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want an absolutely elite sammich, go to Deli Board.

04.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95 ALEXANDRIA, VA โ€” Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

19.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27329    ๐Ÿ” 9653    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 551    ๐Ÿ“Œ 506
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double torture with a foam top is a solid play

09.01.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is one extensive ass list! Came to vote for riffs, left voting for favorite block party DJ and bartender.

07.01.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Beast is a great track. One round had me exhausting the entire dictionary of curse words I know.

02.01.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyone else get tickets to this show tonight?

31.12.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 382    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

I am stuffed but would make room to destroy a few bowls of this

24.12.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night someone stole all the eggs out of my fridge, but they left a saucepan full of warm water.

I think it was poachers.

23.02.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Sturdy units. For me, the thing about the Keen boots I like is the wide toe box. Enjoy them things.

20.12.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish you success in online combat against the bidding foe, thats a beaut.

19.12.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah, which one?

19.12.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You will be visited by three spirits.

17.12.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

17.12.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16616    ๐Ÿ” 3110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 165    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

You leave the author of "Pat Summeralls True-Value Sports Stars" collection books out of this mess!

16.12.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had ushers throw me and a friend out when he was a pitching coach with the M's. All we were doing was gently reminding them that they were on pace to be a 100 loss, historically bad bullpen. We didn't even mention...the other stuff. Such a dork.

16.12.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I am at your toilet, please believe I am going to fashion a gauntlet of TP to tackle even the lightest of jobs.

11.12.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wise County has a particular nuance now.

06.12.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do know an adult, a long time friend who decided after 45+ years that they were a Mormon. They also have become very vocal about a particular form of nationalism and suddenly care about the ethno-state.

06.12.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the correct way to Saturday.

06.12.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what an elite skip-day

05.12.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a month into my migration, and other than a few annoyances, which are primarily due to my advanced age and lack of attention, it has been terrific.

02.12.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not trust anyone in our industry who does not have gallows humor. That is my mandatory minimum on trusting someone new.

27.11.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got the apron on for game time activities and an army of coffee-making apparatus at the ready to get into the "cortisol-powered chef" zone.

27.11.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just housed a pint of pecan praline vanilla today. I would fuck up a butterscotch 'scream

27.11.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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