Mark St. John

Learned what "hitting for the cycle" was because of him.

I must have missed a P1 seasoning sale. Too late?

those vortex units are great

The king. Easy enough for rookies to learn temp control and infinite ways to use it after that.

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

well, I thought last night was pretty alright? My hopes are 9-8. I'm going to try to give the new coach an open mind.

Science needs variables, I'll grab one tomorrow for research purposes.

You guys have gotta stop shopping at Spirit Halloween. That stuff is terrible for the environment.

Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.

way better than cigs & dip though

*his office floor now

free apiary aside, what human thinks that moving from NYC to Dallas is an attractive option.

deep cut

Home Run Derby idea: put a dozen Jose Canseco impersonators in the outfield and if you hit a home run by bouncing one off their head you immediately win the whole thing

fast food burger discourse is my electric mosquito tennis racket

Whataburger is also on the decline now and it kills me. Luckily, Braums has been on a crazy overhaul offensive in DFW and has upped their game. I don't have good proximity to P. Terrys but that's also big game hunting for me when I can.

Large fluffy white pup looking off to her right with tongue similarly askew

Magnolia unexpectedly had to go to the vet and wonders if you might crack open this door so she could just slip out
@darthbluesky.bsky.social

I once watched a documentary (Real Genius) where they used a device like this to make popcorn.

the "for sale or trade" on the back sent me

I do not know shit about submarines. I can tell you I am an expert in saying "fuck no" to whatever those noises were while the carbon fiber was cracking.

Are you going to remind me that Dale Murphy is no longer eligible for the baseball hall of fame?

The best part of the Club World Cup is learning how many of the world's greatest athletes would spontaneously combust if they had to do a single August two-a-day for Texas high school football

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

yes

I think In-N-Out has suffered the same fate. It annoys the shit out of me, let me get a damn nostalgic burger.

damnit, I learned a lot from her Secrets of a Restaurant Chef show. What a legend.

For reasons, please avoid Sticker Mule. Also for reasons, Sparrows jorts have a singular buyer.

For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure:

A belated 43rd anniversary to the night The Only Band That Matters played Oak Cliff's Bronco Bowl. Know your rights.

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Clash Facts: Everything you need to know about that night.

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I'm going to live dangerously today (probably go outside for more than an hour). This dude has inspired me to park in wild places.