Jonathan Stone

He's a coward who clearly shows his utter contempt for the working people. @zackpolanski.bsky.social has clearly got him running scared.

Dozens of Labour MPS threaten rebellion over Mahmood migration crackdown Under new rules, migrants would have to wait at least 10 years to apply for indefinite leave to remain

Labour's changes to immigration rules, including potentially applying them retroactively, would be some of the most draconian anti-immigration policies in decades. They're the hostile environment on speed.
This is pure cruelty as policy, with absolutely no merit to them
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“what was ‘the incident’ at your church growing up?” our priest was that one who got caught giving out half-blessings so he could skim the holiness off the top and use it to power himself up for bodybuilding tournaments. he was so ripped he couldn’t fit in the confessional

Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time

What's that you say!

It was all just fear pushing by bad faith groups and that trans women pose no threat to cisgender women.

www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

Is Mandelson's real sin that he gave confidential information to Epstein? Or that he got caught doing what so many do? Why do Ministers sell access to business people for huge 'donations'?

Tweet from French Response: Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France. Quoting musk saying “this is a political attack”

Country currently proud to have Roman Polanski as a citizen:

Congrats to France for actually kinda nutting up and treating Musk like the pedophile he is very publicly documented to be but let’s be honest if France is doing that first every other country really fucked up here.

Never forget this photo.

This was the DOGE team in Reform UK’s flagship Kent Council stating they were shaking up local politics.

It was a key local election promise, criticising local government waste.

They found nothing.

Same old Reform, always lying.

Oh man, Box was SO GOOD

# SpaceX February 2, 2026 ## xAI joins SpaceX to Accelerate Humanity’s Future SpaceX has acquired xAI to form the most ambitious, vertically-integrated innovation engine on (and off) Earth, with AI, rockets, space-based internet, direct-to-mobile device communications and the world’s foremost real-time information and free speech platform. This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to **make a sentient sun** [emphasis added] to understand the Universe and extend the light of consciousness to the stars! Current advances in AI are dependent on large terrestrial data centers, which require immense amounts of power and cooling. Global electricity demand for AI simply cannot be met with terrestrial solutions, even in the near term, without imposing hardship on communities and the environment.

Hold on a second

please stop phrasing it like this

Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet.

But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...

From a report on Reform press conference today.
FFS Farage, why can't you just once be honest and admit that you won't debate with @zackpolanski.bsky.social because you will be shown to be peddling division and hate, serving the interest of your billionaire doners.
The politics of hope will win.

My friend nicknamed his broom Simon at work. No harm done, just makes the day go quicker.
Only became a problem when a new manager started, and nearly had a heart attack when he was told "I'm going home, so I've locked Simon in the cupboard."

Hey...

...GM 🖤

[explaining to a child why they are living in poverty] for every hundredth pint i drink i can get one free pint

Good point on driverless taxis.

Oh get in the fucking sea. (The government, not Rachel, obvs)

If "the Green Party has become a dustbin of climate activists, leftists leaving the Labour Party, and pro-Palestine protestors", COUNT ME IN.

That's much better than the CESSPOOL in which this ghoul has been swimming.

He names these groups as is those are bad people to be.

Unlike his pal Epstein.

This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.

Just remember that as they continue to attack us.

This is who they are. Mask is off.

well, fine then, it belongs to us now.

animatorarchive.neocities.org

Beat me to it!

1 [Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter] MAN: Please can I have a sausage roll. 2 GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT: Certainly sir [She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor]. Whoosh 3 [The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]: Welcome, friend 4 [We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache] COMMANDER: You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”… So now you're one of us. 5 MAN: W-where am I ...? [We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc] 6 COMMANDER: You've joined the resistance… ...against people saying things all American. 7 COMMANDER: We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”. 8 LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]: Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir COMMANDER: Very good 9 [Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc COMMANDER: You may have heard our name... We are... 10 COMMANDER: ...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English! 11 [Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]: F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E. 12 MAN You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack' COMMANDER: We didn't spot the acronym [/end]

This took me fucking ages

If this all makes you angry,

They've been taking the piss out of all of us. This is what Labour do - protect the status quo, the powerful and the wealthy - no matter how awful the crimes.

We're building an alternative so we can put them in the bin:

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Instagram images. 3 of them videos of Zack.

Questions about Mandelson, his heinous crimes and how much Starmer knew.

Dan Norris, elected as Lab MP, arrested - 2 counts of rape.

Tulip Siddiq sentenced to 4 years.

I wonder why Labour have made 3 attack videos about me in the last 24 hours?

They're done. Finished. Toast.

Yesss, we need more cute cryptid-y creatures in MC!

A digital homunculus that is supposed to be Jeff Goldblum but actually looks like a melted Tim Allen action figure.

A different shot of what is supposed to be Jeff Goldblum only now he looks like a cheap waxwork of Screech from Saved by the Bell.

Digitally de-aged Laura Dern and Sam Neill looking like cheap sex dolls.

Close up of Dern and Neill. Sam Neill looks like a particularly tragic John Travolta plastic surgery accident.

Taika Waititi has directed what appears to be an AI/CGI Jurassic Park Superbowl ad and it is truly hideous.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Zack Polanski challenges Nigel Farage to show down debate.

Let's talk about who funds Reform.

Let's talk about how disastrous Brexit has been.

Let's talk about why Gorton & Denton must vote Green & stop Reform.

Why so quiet, Nigel Farage?