peelon musk

Pictured: An idiot. Who is still smarter than anyone who punches a ballot for the goddamn GOP

It has come to my attention that I made a blowjob joke in poor taste. I don't think it's possible for Republicans to gargle Trump's dick on account of it being too small to gargle. Peelon Musk regrets this error and will do better in the future.

My stupid ass ordered pizza tonight and accidentally picked carryout over delivery. Then my stupid ass went to the wrong goddamn Papa John's to pick it up. Then I got stuck on the metro on the way home. And I'm STILL smarter than anyone who votes for a fucking Republican

For real how does anyone with a fucking brain still vote Republican? How does it feel to be stupider than my dumbass dog who licks her own asshole and occasionally shits on the carpet?

I hate sharing a country with the dumbest fucking morons to ever grace this planet.

It's not hard to pick the correct lane btw. Take Trump's dick out of your mouth and you can hopefully figure it out.

Also how does that work since he's incontinent and shitting himself? Gotta be fun lappin up that dick when he's shitting his pants a few inches from your garbage mouth 😄

did you fucking morons pass high school geometry? Do you understand that honking at the 15 cars in front of you doesn't magically create more space? Does it just make your fee fees feel better to make all that noise?

Forget gun control, make people take a goddamn IQ test to get a drivers license.

Dipshits leaning on their horns after this concert. Sorry you have to drive in a city twice a year, and sorry our traffic lights don't function like the ones on your shit ass arterial by Walmart, but if you could shove your horn up your ass and SHUT THE FUCK UP, the rest of us would appreciate it

If the rest of us have to share a country with the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist, can you at least be consistent?

Child rape: Bad or good? Pick a fucking lane maybe? And it ain't a hard lane to find if you aren't a fucking garbage person

Love how these MAGA pieces of garbage kept a pizza parlor in the news for months for falsely being a front for pedos, and they're all radio silent on the Epstein Files. Do you give a shit about child sex trafficking or not? It's cool when Orange Jesus does it? What are the rules, I can't keep up

pour one out for the plagiarism machine that's getting plagiarized 😆

it's nice to see how many of your neighbors are selfish assholes every time a big snow melts and uncovers hundreds of piles of dog shit. snow doesn't make shit vanish, dickheads. you're still supposed to pick it up.

After a struggle bus Monday, I am once again requesting to move President's Day to the Monday after the super bowl. The presidents it honors are dead; I promise they won't care.

I have no idea what Bad Bunny was saying, but I know that it was extremely fun and joyful to watch.

If you're mad that halftime was in Spanish, then you're just a miserable racist.

Also, that game and most of the commercials absolutely SUCKED 🤣. Very glad that halftime was worth watching.

9am meetings the morning after the Super Bowl should be a war crime

Holy crap a touchdown. Only took 3+ quarters 🤣

This game is so bad, can we have a YOLO bowl next week with two fun offenses? Like maybe the Lions and Bengals?

Lmao, the Patriots beat one team during the regular season that finished with a winning record. No wonder this game is absolute dog shit

Glad the halftime was good because this game is absolutely AWFUL

Of course right after that banger of a show we get a shitty techno vodka robot ad 😄

"the D stiffins in the red zone" hehehehe

I wish the boos were louder. Piece of absolute shit.

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A measles outbreak in a family prison is something that absolutely should not happen because "family prison" is fucking insane. Just call them concentration camps already; you're not fooling anyone

The guy in that beer commercial was right, folding fitted sheets is some fuckin bullshit 😄

Be cool if the mainstream media would shout this from the rooftops instead of licking Trump's asshole...

God these people are fuckin disgusting

What in the chicken fried fuck 🤣🤣🤣

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Was there a mandate for these conference title games to hire the absolute shittiest country singers they could find for the national anthems? 🤣

Love listening to the national anthem at these fucking football games.

"O'er the land of the free"

Free to what? Free to what exactly? Free to get shot point blank by the government gestapo?

Fuck this shithole country.