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Jake Dean

@jake-dean.bsky.social

Writer + just some guy https://jake-dean.com/

117 Followers  |  150 Following  |  163 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  2.1849

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Enjoyed this. I, too, now consider myself a worm when drafting

22.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks Ben :)

17.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.10.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer crawling through the Supplicant door

Homer crawling through the Supplicant door

SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH?

SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH?

A bunch of nerds waving happily

A bunch of nerds waving happily

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

16.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1471    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

Thanks mate!

16.10.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

15.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 697    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Cheers my man, that's music to this Vening-head's ears

16.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not, in any sense, feel confident about literally anything but I will take this

16.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Super proud of my homeboy and 'confident literary talent' @jake-dean.bsky.social, who has been shortlisted for the Richell!

16.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

High praise from an esteemed Richell alumni

16.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big get for the Richell

16.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adelaide's own!!!

16.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!

16.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Richell Prize Shortlist 2025 Announcing the shortlist for the 2025 Richell Prize for Emerging Writers.

startled, flabbergasted to be on this list www.hachette.com.au/news/the-ric...

16.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Rolex subreddit post: 

My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.

Rolex subreddit post: My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

15.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4808    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 51

@southerlylitmag.bsky.social, so-called Australia's oldest literary journal, has quietly woken from a long hiatus to join us in the Bluesky. This must be a sign of something brewing. So give them a follow.

09.10.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ooft. Don’t think I’m quite ready, one day!

08.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you go cold turkey or wind back slowly before quitting?

07.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Telling my kids this was the battle of normandy

07.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is true

06.10.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like giardia am I right

06.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A papadum sporting a creepy beak-like mouth and wobbling jowls

A papadum sporting a creepy beak-like mouth and wobbling jowls

My papadum has a passing resemblance to trump where can I sell this

06.10.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when the AI bubble pops I'll be swooping in and buying those data centres and turning them into dining precincts. i'm talking a Guzman Y Gomez, a Grilld, a Rolld, a Coffee Club, a Fratelli Fresh, a Strike Bowling

05.10.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

In the den!? May god have mercy on us all

02.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

30.09.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 71
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My second book, The Butterfly Thief, is out today β€” cracking open the complicated world of natural history museums, and the gentleman collector who left them scrambling πŸ¦‹

Net it in the wild at your local bookshop or order online: scribepublications.com.au/books/the-bu...

30.09.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeah πŸ‘€

29.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… about jacking off

29.09.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The inconvenient truth...

28.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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