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Patrick Lenton

@patricklenton.bsky.social

(He/him) freelance writer and editor. Author of some books. My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025. Subscribe to my newsletter: https://heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/ Read my articles: https://linktr.ee/patricklenton

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Post by tumblr user waterandsilver: I don't think I've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. I think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

Post by tumblr user waterandsilver: I don't think I've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. I think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

11.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I have to “print something” which is basically impossible. Why do I suffer

11.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Amazing thank you!

09.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok that’s great

09.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Interesting thank you

09.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Journos, what do we use for news aggregation these days? I used to have RSS feeds and tweekdeck columns, but neither work anymore

09.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Exclusive: Israeli President to Make Official Australian Parliamentary Visit The official parliamentary visit has not been made public by either the Australian or Israeli governments.

“Lamestream understands that journalists in the Canberra press gallery have been briefed on the visit but asked not to report on it.”
Incredible.

06.02.2026 07:05 — 👍 189    🔁 122    💬 22    📌 21
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Urban Fantasy, Fish Out of Water Tropes, and Giving up Waiting for a Next Instalment | Realms Unknown

Open your Harry Dresden pickles & join lady nerd @alicefraser.bsky.social & aquatic troper @patricklenton.bsky.social discuss Encino Man (no joke), kitchen sink mythology, the erasure of desperately horny lady nerds, & stand-near-him/her/they courtship rituals. Meow! shows.acast.com/6786518e3cee...

06.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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There simply has to be a better way to do this headline

05.02.2026 07:59 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it

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The covers of 13 books:
The Old Haunts by Allan Radcliffe
In Spite of You by Patrick Lenton
Good Spirits by BK Borison
Snake-Easter by T Kingfisher
It Sounded Better in My Head by Nina Kenwood
Storylines by Carrie Cox
What I Was by Meg Rosoff
All Our Shimmering Skies by Trent Dalton
Jackdaw by KJ Charles
Twice in a Blue Moon by Christina Lauren
Ocean’s Echo by Everina Maxwell
Cherrywood by Jock Serong
Winter’s Orbit by Everina Maxwell

The covers of 13 books: The Old Haunts by Allan Radcliffe In Spite of You by Patrick Lenton Good Spirits by BK Borison Snake-Easter by T Kingfisher It Sounded Better in My Head by Nina Kenwood Storylines by Carrie Cox What I Was by Meg Rosoff All Our Shimmering Skies by Trent Dalton Jackdaw by KJ Charles Twice in a Blue Moon by Christina Lauren Ocean’s Echo by Everina Maxwell Cherrywood by Jock Serong Winter’s Orbit by Everina Maxwell

I'm so proud, only three re-reads for the month. Of the new-to-me books, highlights were In Spite of You by @patricklenton.bsky.social and Snake-Eater by @tkingfisher.com

02.02.2026 05:49 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
02.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 200    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 0

I wish I was a noble in Bridgerton, so all my concerns were about clothes and not knowing what orgasms are

01.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m saving all these you mentioned, so thank you!

01.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello my friend! Just finished:
Will of the Many (and sequel)
Shadow of the Gods (trilogy)
And just started: Her Majesty’s Royal Coven by Juno Dawson.

Highly recommend all of them, but the John Gwynne series was my favourite so far

01.02.2026 08:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am SO excited about this!

31.01.2026 10:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.

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In Australia it’s not called “twink death” it’s moving into your golden gaytime

31.01.2026 10:05 — 👍 73    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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I don’t like organised fun, but Dungeons and Dragons is my shining nerdy light amid the darkness | Patrick Lenton I travel to my friend’s house with a bag of dice and other strange accoutrements that, in an 80s teen film, would lead to me being thrown into a dumpster. I love it

I wrote about dungeons and dragons becoming more important as a social function as I get older for @australia.theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

29.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

Thank you for reading!

27.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Spite of You by @patricklenton.bsky.social is an hilarious queer revenge romance set in Australia.

27.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!

27.01.2026 12:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So fun right

27.01.2026 11:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok will do

27.01.2026 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The rook series are some of my favourite books ever

27.01.2026 06:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also Australian-authored: Luke Arnold's Fetch Phillips series, starting with Last Smile in Sunder City (2020). Author played Long John Silver in 'Black Sails', so there's multiple levels of international success going on there.

27.01.2026 06:19 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Amazing thank you!! This is perfect

27.01.2026 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agree

27.01.2026 06:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haven’t heard of this!

27.01.2026 06:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh haven’t heard of the last one, thank you

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