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a man talking to another man with the words " did we just become vest friends " on the bottom ALT: a man talking to another man with the words " did we just become vest friends " on the bottom

Cannot stop thinking about Lorne Michaels going on Paul Simon and Carrie Fisher’s honeymoon with them

pov you overdosed at PittFest

Noah Wyle lifetime achievement in the can get it club respectfully #ThePitt

Ah jeez! The original Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macy) with the Let’s Play Hockey cheer before the #mnwild game tonight.

It's Thursday night so once again it's time to talk about how hot Noah Wyle is in "The Pitt"

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Some really exciting innovations happening in the harmless crush space.

🚨 The Babadook has been added to Gays of Bluesky

LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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Bluesky will truly have the juice when freelancers can basically grab a gig from shameless posting.

On that note, I need to figure out who will accept my pitch on why the Julia Roberts scene in Ocean’s Twelve (turning 20 next month!) is the greatest scene of her/Soderbergh’s careers.

Gonna need the NYT to recognize the NYT Tech Guild ASAP, both because it’s the right thing to do and also because my bf has started playing a game called Fruit Merge, where you merge small fruits to make bigger fruits. The fruits have eyelashes. Make it stop.

oh wow

nothing has ever made more sense (derogatory)

canada is the perfect place for a passive-aggressive talking heads reunion

“She thinks I'm a fascist? But I don't even control the railways or the flow of commerce!” spoken by margot robbie as barbie. she’s crying while wearing a hot pink sleeveless jumpsuit.

honestly the best joke in barbie
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real

mood oscillating wildly between “planet of the bass” and “what was i made for?”

“You never know where he’s going to turn up.” — my mother on Paul Dano

Mac and Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia holding pool cues. Mac is saying “But who versus? Who are we doing it versus?”

Me looking forward to Killers of the Flower Moon post-Barbenheimer

Mitch McConnell going silent for 20 seconds

me telepathically telling my friends I wanna leave the party

love Allan in Bode

it was always metaphorically real but then it was literally real. just to give narrative context here

Jason Bourne is just like Spider-Man except he doesn’t have any powers

Photo of Brendan Fraser with “I like the steak! It was my favorite part I was in the mummy. Brendan

When I was in Paris I remember going to a restaurant Napoleon ate at and was thinking of how we in America don’t have that same level of just casually being surrounded by history but then I realized of course we do. We’re better.

I love the implied exasperation of this one. “Where’s this motherfucker NOW”

Review: Tom Cruise defies death with glorious gusto in Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part O... No movie is worth dying for. But if Tom Cruise wants to sacrifice himself for this greater good, who are we to stop him?

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — DEAD RECKONING PART ONE is a masterclass in action-cinema precision, exhilarating but not exhausting. While no movie is worth dying for, if Tom Cruise wants to sacrifice himself for the greater good, who are we to stop him?

@igumdrop on Threads: i am starting a Threads Positivity Patrol. if we see anvthing negative with bad vibes then we bombard that person with compliments and hugs until they're forcibly converted WHO'S IN? taking member apps now 2,660 likes

Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this