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I am, above all, a professional. Comedy is a full time job. Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
Boring honestly
24.02.2026 06:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nixon: Homosexuals donβt [inaudible]. But they have a new word for it. Look maximizing.
Haldeman: Looksmaxing, Mr President.
Nixon: Right. [Expletive deleted] are always Look Maxing.
Two of the dumbest groups of voters (and Latinos)
24.02.2026 03:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remember it's Election Day tomorrow.
Democrats are defending important state House seats in Maine and Pennsylvania βΒ in both cases, in chambers where their margins are as close as it gets, and they can't afford to lose either seat.
Details in here: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
Losing is easy. Winning is hard.
24.02.2026 02:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He looks cold. If you're cold, they're cold.
24.02.2026 02:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make that body rock
24.02.2026 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wanna eat at the lesbian chicken restaurant π©
23.02.2026 22:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He wasn't even there. They are getting further and further from success.
23.02.2026 04:27 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Claiming Greenland for the world's bisexuals
23.02.2026 04:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We have a local guy who we trust, but yeah.
23.02.2026 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wow. But how many came in the fluffer and didn't even finish the survey
23.02.2026 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A real supporter would have known he wasn't even there. Fake fan.
23.02.2026 04:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you saying this to the grad students or are they saying to you?
23.02.2026 04:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As I've always said about cars...I know little. You could tell me the Raspberry Spindle Joint is bad, and I'd be like yeah, go ahead and replace it.
23.02.2026 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Omg. Because of the tariffs, you've been forced to work the docks π
22.02.2026 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching the hockey at 8am
22.02.2026 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@shepherdaaron.bsky.social
22.02.2026 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cool frisbee
22.02.2026 21:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So this Mar a Lago guy is just a distraction from our plunging Mexico into a civil war, right?
22.02.2026 21:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They didn't have any air time (understandable). But they could have let us hang out or do something small behind the scenes.
22.02.2026 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. Stop sending money to KY and SC.
22.02.2026 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I was in hs (2005), my senior project (with a friend) was about journalism and we tried to get involved at the local radio station but we're turned away. We made a couple issues of a newspaper (pamphlet?). If things were like now, we'd have podcasted.
22.02.2026 21:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One fewer Doordash order might be worth it
22.02.2026 21:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The first one you started listening to? I don't think we had podcasts yet in 2006...
22.02.2026 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We got Americans to love hockey again in 2026, but now everyone is a twink or gay. At what cost...
22.02.2026 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shoutout to big Mongolia
22.02.2026 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doy Out Job Parents
22.02.2026 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gold medal winning is exhausting π π΄
22.02.2026 19:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nobody wants to go to school anymore...because of woke
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