charli 💚

the cashier at my local grocery store was named “analyssa” which i assume is “ana” + “alyssa” but i read as “anal-yssa”

i finished a full loaf of bread so now i get to enjoy the delicacy that is the double butt pb&j

i have been on 3 dates with a guy within a 5 day time span after not dating for about 4 years and i am down so bad rn

listen i know

i’ll have to check it out! i need a real tracker bc i’ve only been using a google sheet

what is this app is it good?

sitting at the back of the plane and enjoying not only a whole row to myself but also empty rows in front of and behind me while people in the front are packed together i am truly the best at flying

this waffle house waiter is kinda hot

welcome to donald trumps america

i just got a youtube ad for an industrial grade churro maker and boy is that algorithm correct

my phone gave me a loudness notification for the bar cheering for Lexi Love

the opening notes of Woman’s World came on for that lip sync and the entire bar groaned #dragrace

happy three paycheck month everyone (if u r on biweekly that includes this week)

you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

you also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you’re bad at basketball

my uber home from the texas gay bars is a literal pickup truck this is wild

i’m at the doctor with my dad and a nurse just came in to say they’ve got an injured deer behind the building and they’re gonna shoot it texas is so wild

every time i go home it is wild to open my parents’ fridge this is their butter and ozempic drawer

there is nothing like the pure joy of realizing you have a whole row to yourself on a flight, especially when it’s 4 hours long

can someone explain why quincy center is not in zone 1A for commuter rail? any stop that also has a T subway stop should be 1A bc why does it cost more to take commuter rail vs red line the exact same distance (or more if u go all the way from alewife on the red line)

holiday mint m&m’s giving italianx pride in honor of luigi

i am happy that the red line slow zones are fixed but i need the mbta to figure out what’s going on with train timing at jfk and why they keep announcing alewife trains on the wrong platform or having an alewife train that arrives first hold while another train comes and goes

sobbing from long live x new years day x the manuscript that was perfect

i fell asleep last night so i didn’t watch the surprise songs live and now i’m crying on the mbta listening to never grow up x the best day

happy friday i had to break up a fight today and i cannot wait until christmas break

most predictable spotify wrapped of all time

i got new airpods on a black friday sale and they have noise cancelling and holy shit this is life changing i never believed it would be this good

gotta say i’m surprised the plane version of oppenheimer still has florence pugh’s boobs

watching oppenheimer on a plane seat back tv with plug in headphones just like christopher nolan intended

i was behind a mom and her two kids in line for security at the airport and the tsa agent asked if i was dad with them 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i have obtained the baby