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Jacob Derwin

@jacobed.bsky.social

first moon to walk on the man

463 Followers  |  36 Following  |  198 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  1.8647

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Wait, β€œDrops of Jupiter” has a secondary title (Tell Me)? This whole time?!?

24.07.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Jason and Stevie stay friends now that they’ve graduated #taskmaster

04.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you’re an empath? What number am I thinking of

03.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Headstrong by Trapt was my introduction to punk rock except it was on Donkey Konga 2

27.05.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAA

22.05.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your own wedding is a good time to peak

22.05.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cinnamon soaked funk

23.04.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah - glad they’re getting around

23.04.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw them open for the mountain goats in nyc and was completely sold

23.04.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO JUMPS HIGHER THAN DIANE KEATON?

22.04.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Series finale of America is pretty twisty

19.04.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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henry seeing himself in lights

15.04.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7553    πŸ” 607    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 41

Topeka, Kansas; go wild

12.04.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi, Phillip

06.04.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You bet I did

29.03.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear diary,
Today, the hibachi chef threw zucchini in my mouth.

29.03.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I watch The Pitt this is just pain

21.03.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🌱

17.03.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6627    πŸ” 883    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 15

Hilarious and fully insane

08.03.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m beginning… to slightly suspect… that β€œanxiety” is becoming the new β€œawkward.”

07.03.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hell is a Tate

07.03.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So sleepy, but is she a cat or a squirrel?

07.03.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a part-time professional BlueSky-er. Follow me for some hot BlueSkying tips.

05.03.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To honor Emilia Perez winning best original song at the Oscars, all academy members will be forced to listen to its soundtrack on repeat for the next two weeks.

03.03.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe β€œEl Mal” beat some of this year’s most legendary tracks like β€œLa Vaginoplastia”.

Elton John should slash their tires out back.

03.03.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards

03.03.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2390    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 2

Oscars 2025 Predictions: Conan O’Brien slaps Chris Rock across the face

02.03.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cute that you think anyone knows what they’re doing

01.03.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I played survivor again I’d play EXACTLY like Parvati

28.02.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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