Jacob Derwin

Finished Octopath Traveler II! Super fun game.

Look up Naked Lunch

Upsetting!

"Did you know that Steely Dan is named after a fictional sex toy?" is the 70s version of "Did you know Tame Impala is just one guy?"

The Pitt just kicked my ass again

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

The Pitt definitely designed an entire character for us to hate just to create a scene where a woman literally explodes diarrhea all over him. Good show.

The opening line of chapter 9 of Stephen Fishbach’s “Escape!” almost made me spit out my coffee. So much for the fourth wall. Unbelievable stuff.

Marjorie Taylor Greene rose to prominence by peddling family-wrecking conspiracy theories and she rode it all the way to the bank. Then the leopards ate her face. I’m not interested in the redemption tour.

I can’t believe I’m rooting for Don Lemon. But oh my god this regime is so blatant it’s insane.

Raffi isn’t over here, so just dropping this off.

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Our Office Holiday Party OOPS! ALL JELLO! Episode is now live! Listen where ever you stream your podcasts, and here are the ✨recipes✨ if you'd like to follow along!

Like why it’s awful

Hey yo if you’re flying to Baltimore flight 2799 from charlotte this is your last and final call to board

Shoutout to everyone at the Charlotte airport for being straight up awful 👉🏻👉🏻

yeah they really did just go ahead and redact everything

Yeah surprises me too! Lol

I came in 5th place on last night’s season finale of The Floor. Unfortunately the editors did cut out the part where Rob Lowe called me “America’s sweetheart.” I was gonna put that on my resume!!

Final thoughts before filming the season 4 finale of #thefloor!!!

Friends, it’s finally time to play. Join me tomorrow on #thefloor!

We made it to the semifinals, y’all. Just two episodes of #thefloor left to go!

When you’ve been on #thefloor for 9 episodes and still haven’t played once

#thefloor

Are you watching The Floor? I’m on this season of The Floor. The way the editors cut the promo for tomorrow’s episode makes it look like we’re going to literally murder each other it kind of rules.

Hang, we survived another week on The Floor. Thanks for hanging in there with me! #realitytv #gameshow

YouTube video by ScreaminJayVEVO Screaming Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell on You (Official Audio)

Next time on #thefloor

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I’m sorry but it will always crack me up that the name of the guy who started Pilates was literally Joseph Pilates

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.