David “Game Time” Sitrick

I have no sense of patriotism until the second Europeans start shit talking American food at which point I will start dual wielding meatball subs like they’re twin katanas

My headcanon for this bit is we are in a long running ttrpg where you are the player character as yourself and I am the GM and the narrative is you are being tormented by team cherry

I asked ChatGPT and it said “yes silksong is the sequel to hollow knight and Gio should take this wonderful opportunity to go back and overcome the challenge presented by the watcher knights”

Wow that’s interesting, I heard silksong is the sequel to hollow knight.

This is a great question I would love to help answer: one reason is because silksong is the sequel to hollow knight

Saving this for a month from now

This was after I sunken treasured their dagger and they reverted to start of turn lol

Paired into them with gravy, they insta chat request and demand I take out chum. I say okay. Game starts with chat turned off. Turn 3 I play chum. Wall of undos. Wall of invite to chats. Wall of decline invite to chat. Game abandoned.

Feckless fucking buffoon

Judging by the Instagram of a dude I went to high school with this is a tragic day for guys whose covid project was trying to make the internet’s premiere scat porn website

Thank you so much to LSS for this opportunity and for the community that supports us. We love you all🤍

Just got a notification that my dead mom just joined telegram. Hope she’s enjoying crypto pump and dumps and buying heroic quantities of ketamine from heaven

Haven’t tried it yet but have heard good things about the Framework laptop. Modular laptop where everything is swappable, very cool shit.

sealable inners da goat

Andrew Cuomo working on his biggest gambit yet: cross-endorsing Zohran Mamdani

Cool that democrats seem to be upping the ante from "worthless, useless" to "actively evil". Might actually give a democrat a vote this time if one actually runs against Hakeem Jeffries.

I know it raises some existentially upsetting questions but it seems to be empirically true that supporting the Democratic party is a waste of time, energy, and money

Everyone loves the idea of an orgy until I open up the nature valley granola bars

Working on a new star was sequel that really reflects current events and offers a commentary on our modern times. I'm calling it A New Pope.

idk how you can look around at everything going on right now and not feel a complete and utter sense of popelessness

The vengabus is coming (menacing)

I wish

Split the finals of my local skirmish today on CYB Terra. Favorite moment was when a kayo opp played cast bones, got 6 mights and an agility, then next turn went 10ft tall for 16, scabs rolling 4, claw, 10ft tall for 10 and I blocked 22 of it. This Crown of Seeds card kinda good?

He is constantly saying all those words you’re not supposed to say

Jeremy idk how to tell you this but I think that’s Alex’s voice

"AND HE WILL PICK IT UP / ON EAGLE'S WINGS" - ska hymn

I hope it was battle hymn of the republic

Did the sandwich inspire more than a feeling?

Not to say any of this is good but it’s hard to argue we weren’t due for a reckoning