David “Game Time” Sitrick

Feckless fucking buffoon

Judging by the Instagram of a dude I went to high school with this is a tragic day for guys whose covid project was trying to make the internet’s premiere scat porn website

Thank you so much to LSS for this opportunity and for the community that supports us. We love you all🤍

Just got a notification that my dead mom just joined telegram. Hope she’s enjoying crypto pump and dumps and buying heroic quantities of ketamine from heaven

Haven’t tried it yet but have heard good things about the Framework laptop. Modular laptop where everything is swappable, very cool shit.

sealable inners da goat

Andrew Cuomo working on his biggest gambit yet: cross-endorsing Zohran Mamdani

Cool that democrats seem to be upping the ante from "worthless, useless" to "actively evil". Might actually give a democrat a vote this time if one actually runs against Hakeem Jeffries.

I know it raises some existentially upsetting questions but it seems to be empirically true that supporting the Democratic party is a waste of time, energy, and money

Everyone loves the idea of an orgy until I open up the nature valley granola bars

Working on a new star was sequel that really reflects current events and offers a commentary on our modern times. I'm calling it A New Pope.

idk how you can look around at everything going on right now and not feel a complete and utter sense of popelessness

The vengabus is coming (menacing)

I wish

Split the finals of my local skirmish today on CYB Terra. Favorite moment was when a kayo opp played cast bones, got 6 mights and an agility, then next turn went 10ft tall for 16, scabs rolling 4, claw, 10ft tall for 10 and I blocked 22 of it. This Crown of Seeds card kinda good?

He is constantly saying all those words you’re not supposed to say

Jeremy idk how to tell you this but I think that’s Alex’s voice

"AND HE WILL PICK IT UP / ON EAGLE'S WINGS" - ska hymn

I hope it was battle hymn of the republic

Did the sandwich inspire more than a feeling?

Not to say any of this is good but it’s hard to argue we weren’t due for a reckoning

Sort of bleakly funny watching the country freak out as the U.S. government starts doing to us what it’s spent the last 60 years doing to the rest of the world

it's the Democrats at the presidential address they're holding their little signs and they say "gun hospital" on them

wtf are they even trying to say here? not the message we need right now!

me in discord literally 15 minutes ago

Yall are gonna be so embarrassed when the set is built around torrenting bootleg movies

So many new peeps joining the bsky #fabtcg community today! This calls for a welcome giveaway. 🥰 To enter: follow, reshare, and comment the card you’re most hoping to pull this weekend at your local prerelease! On Monday I’ll draw 2 winners to each receive a set (2 copies) of scarf promos! 🧣

Lookin for that playset of Culls wooo

Really forces you to look in the mirror as a community member when the devs start posting receipts in BNR announcements to prove they didn't wildly miss a broken thing

it is hurtful to say someone has never read the card when they have destroyed their eyesight posting at 1:30am on light mode slack