Schmancy

too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads

you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer

Super Bowl 2026 : Bad Bunny célèbre toute l’Amérique et fait enrager Donald Trump La star portoricaine a animé, dimanche, le traditionnel show de la mi-temps de la grand-messe du football américain que les Seattle Seahawks ont remporté face aux New England Patriots (29-13).

Super Bowl 2026 : Bad Bunny célèbre toute l’Amérique et fait enrager Donald Trump

Macbeth: SHIT

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

every woman in bad bunny’s halftime show is casually the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen

I have so many things I need to do, but all I really want to do is stay in bed. A memoir.

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every awful trend on the internet for the last decade came out of GamerGate and they were all readily visible from the very early days

if you couldn’t see it you weren’t paying attention, and everyone who coddled the movement bears responsibility for where we are today

Hard to believe the British Museum would do something unethical!

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

"Luchs speaks five languages: English, French, Italian, and some German and Russian. She approached grasping Gen Z parlance like she was learning another language.

...An Instagram commenter wrote: 'She’s so natural with it too like it’s not even cringe.'"

Grandpa Simpson saying "I used to burn CDs, which does not involve fire" to the children

Talking to a new Gen Z friend

I cannot wait for the weather to be clement again

Abusers are always most violent when you try to leave.

okay hear me out

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

What We Know About the Winter Storm About to Hit the US—and What We Don’t A huge portion of the United States is going to be hit with snow or freezing rain this weekend. Exactly where, what, and how much remains uncertain.

hi are you as freaked out by the big scary winter storm maps peppering the internet? i wrote a little guide:

The median position edged closer to "burn every ICE facility to the ground" tonight.

This picture broke me, but the description of this kidnapping by a witness who says ICE referred to this precious child as “it” as they took him away fills me with an unspeakable, murderous rage.

yeah if I was NATO the big worry isn’t just “Trump has gone off the rails,” it’s “wow okay so we have NO assurance that, even if this guy is replaced by someone good, y’all can sustain that for the long term and stop another Trump from happening.” every 4 years they have to expect this could happen

ICE are abducting 5 year olds, using them as bait to get to their family, and shipping them to a Texas concentration camp all in a single day.

We need a Nuremberg for everyone involved. Abolish ICE isn't enough.

all of us are just normal people and for some inscrutable reason, the most powerful military in the world has it in for us

Chuckling at the people in the U.S. who consistently shit on people who live in "red" states... Well according to others in the world, the entire US is now a "red" state. Not so easy to overthrow authoritarians, is it?

I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.

flirting with people so I can get them to read my work

The Power of Poetry   with things falling apart and anarchy let loose,   it was only poetry, he found, which had any use,   so he reached for his copy   of The Complete Works of Yeats   and bludgeoned the President of the United States Brian Bilston

Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

If you won't acknowledge the most documented genocide in our lifetime there's no way you're going to fight fascism

Sorry if I’m grumpy it’s just that everything sucks

Yes. But so am I, so I'll always unironically enjoy it.