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@theycallmemorty.bsky.social

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The way Dylan Holloway (81) plays this is as bad as you could imagine a hockey player playing a sequence. Could poke the puck free 1-on-3 but just stands there while Tavares buys time for Rielly and Nylander to arrive, then rushes over to Willy only to get absolutely dog-walked on the goal

19.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s trying so hard for a pardon

16.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

@garygulman.bsky.social anyone ever pointed out the resemblance between you and Jon Bernthal? I'm watching Ford v Ferrari and I keep thinking "That's The Gul!"

13.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, didn't know you'd be getting so political

07.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Before: Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
After: Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?

Before: Did Women Ruin the Workplace? After: Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?

Change in Headline

06.11.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2774    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 527

I think this is legitimately the worst delivered joke of all time. Like in all of human history. Since they invented jokes. Actually since they invented language.

01.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
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IKF might have made it with a reasonable leadoff
(pointed out by @chriskirschner.bsky.social)

02.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 19
New York Times graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

New York Times graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

WSJ graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

WSJ graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

FT graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

FT graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

Bloomberg graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

Bloomberg graphic depicting circular nature of OpenAI investments and business relationships.

We now have multiple visualizations of this phenomenon from various news organizations. Which one is the best?

31.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 27
We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton We Have AI Now

Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

30.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 28
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β€œOH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!”

Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

30.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 942    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 50

Addison Barger refers to Reacher as "that tiny guy"

17.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

23.10.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11526    πŸ” 3331    πŸ’¬ 566    πŸ“Œ 595

Springer actually did this

21.10.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MARINERS MARNERS
🀝
FAILING IN GAME 7

21.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe next time Vladdy can wear Auston Mathews to the game.

21.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohtani on a plane to Toronto for real this time

21.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

For some reason I thought the Kirk one was about Bieber πŸ˜‚

Also I have zero recollection of ikf as a catcher!

20.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tolvanen tries to break Robertson's neck and the Leafs are on the PK. Normal league

18.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I posted this a month ago

18.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When even the UK's most dysfunctional family holds people more accountable for Epstein shit than Republican elected officials.

17.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Check out the Arozarena AB in the first. πŸ˜•

13.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick, someone poll the 4 things in this scary, scary agenda.

10.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3242    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 20
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of β€˜The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

09.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 28988    πŸ” 9149    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 928

He's a great writer.

08.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can Yesavage?

08.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's eerily mirroring the panthers series. Two big wins, up big early in game 3.

08.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but *this* year if I pick up Nick Robertson in fantasy he'll go off and make me look like a genius.

03.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep on trying
Just keep fighting
Just keep going
Just keep surviving
Just keep walking
Just keep breathing
Just keep holding
Just keep believing

02.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Theres artificial intelligence and there's actual intelligence."

01.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." 

Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"

I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

27.09.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19739    πŸ” 3042    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 103

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