Captain Princess!

Cody with a lot of estrogen and progesterone and a mullet

What to Do When Someone Has a Panic Attack • Ask if they've considered that in season 6, episode 4 of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV. In S07E17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by implicating a lunch date with Tony Soprano. • Ask if they realize this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's universe. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will see themselves. When Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he sees himself and his family. • Like two facing mirrors; Gilmore Girls and Sopranos, a recursion, fractal, etc.

they will see

joe biden pardoned his son hunter biden for doing some really cool shit

Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"

in their patrol cars

every morning I wake up and palm slam a cassette into the slot. It's a tape of Push it to the Limit and right then and there I start doing moves while chugging piping hot coffee. I do every move and I do every move hard

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!

if ur a deus vult guy you should live like a crusader which means by law you are not allowed to have shoelaces they thought it was a decadence. You can only have buckles on your shit like a little elf.

very cool cloudy very Pog

idk who needs to hear this but opening up a gas leak could change your whole life

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

i hate bitches that are not curious about the world!

they should make hrt that doesn't give you delusions of grandeur and a hunger for power

Two packages of Sargento brand sliced cheese. The extra sharp cheddar has “10 slices” printed on the packaging. The sharp cheddar has “11 slices”

Sargento thinks we can’t handle 11 slices of extra sharp. Fuck you sargento!!!!!

A Conclave Icee machine showing 'Lithgow Lime', 'Papal Pink' and 'Rossellini Raz' flavours

every film has a marketing collab these days smh

Remember you too can be run over by a forklift at any given moment. Are you at home? False safety. It’s in the attic. It’s coming right now

A man points to Amingo from Samba de Amingo and in this case Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and says "Amingo is low tier!." Alex embraces Amingo and says "I don't care! I love him more than life itself." Because he is a cactus, Alex starts bleeding profusely as she maintains disdainful-looking eye contact with the tier-accuser.

the reason Scooby Doo has such a limited vocabulary is not because he's a dog. it's because he's a pothead. don't do drugs

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

Everytime I take my estrogen shot I pretend I'm Margaret Qualley in The Substance stabilizing myself

i think we can all agree we should put less chemicals in our food. i don't think we also have to bring back Polio to do that. This may be controversial

Im in a starter pack for annoying dipshits

I finished this crossstitch project earlier this year. Shuckle is one of my favorites. I just love how it eats berries to convert them into candies. Some people find it a little gross but it would be really fun to have a partner pokemon like them. <3

[getting my dick sucked] why me

every day we do every day. that's the hard part. you have to do it every day

I yam cute

The thing with the Dems thinking they can change course on "trans issues" is that it doesn't fucking matter what they do. people will still vote R when they want bigotry because that's what republicans are for

the only relevant choice is Dems fighting FOR trans people, because voters like fighters

hormone dose: doubled
I am so powerful

it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight

getting my shit slurped today (blood work)