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@not-a-lizard.bsky.social

She / her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’œ Just a humble internet witch and aspiring journalist who is definitely not a lizard ๐ŸฆŽ I post about nerdy stuff like DnD, Fallout, Baldur's Gate 3, video games and more, and I care deeply about rights for Trans and Queer people.

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The State of Louisiana Is Suing Roblox for Being a "Breeding Ground for Sex Predators"

The State of Louisiana Is Suing Roblox for Being a "Breeding Ground for Sex Predators"

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Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill revealed that the state is suing Roblox because of its "lack of safety protocols" and alleged that the company "prioritizes user growth, revenue, and profits over child safety."

15.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Here's hoping your weekend is as happy as Mabel.

15.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15999    ๐Ÿ” 722    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 511    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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I am once again asking you to knock on doors to win a city we can afford.

zohranfornyc.com/events

15.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9928    ๐Ÿ” 2132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88
The Day Free Speech In Britain Died
YouTube video by Novara Media The Day Free Speech In Britain Died

We have had our basic right to protest taken away from us here in the UK. We MUST refuse to stay silent. Peaceful protest in support of Palestine has been made illegal under the Terrorism act. This is disgusting. Stand against it.

youtu.be/HP79iGZYMJc?...

14.08.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from reddit

r/OneOrangeBraincell
u/9813_RD 19h

Title: Our golden boy
tag: searching for service ๐Ÿ“ถ

Photo of an orange cat laying on a carpet. His front paws are tucked up by his face. He has a slightly derpy expression. There's a piece of cardboard on his head. Someone has drawn the golden ratio spiral over him and it fits really, really well

Screenshot from reddit r/OneOrangeBraincell u/9813_RD 19h Title: Our golden boy tag: searching for service ๐Ÿ“ถ Photo of an orange cat laying on a carpet. His front paws are tucked up by his face. He has a slightly derpy expression. There's a piece of cardboard on his head. Someone has drawn the golden ratio spiral over him and it fits really, really well

my god he's perfect

08.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14700    ๐Ÿ” 1573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 169    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28124    ๐Ÿ” 6243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 695    ๐Ÿ“Œ 309
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Black and white cat wearing a yellow polka-dot flower collar, looking directly at the camera.

Black and white cat wearing a yellow polka-dot flower collar, looking directly at the camera.

Uniโ€™s head is a little big :3

05.08.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6849    ๐Ÿ” 644    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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11 more NYC libraries will soon open on Sundays A $2 million City Council deal will expand seven-day service to more than 30 branches citywide.

Eleven more libraries will reopen on Sundays, thanks to the leadership of the City Council. They never should've been closed in the first place.

As Mayor, I'll end this absurd budget dance that keeps our beloved libraries in limbo year after year.

05.08.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23666    ๐Ÿ” 4179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 293    ๐Ÿ“Œ 234
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Morning fun. The fountain in the pool we've set up to entertain the local wildlife died. Replaced it yesterday and it's attracting more attention than the old one. This is a Cooper's Hawk.

31.07.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15290    ๐Ÿ” 1666    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 322    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87
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The community note lol

01.08.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5775    ๐Ÿ” 867    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades

Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

29.07.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27177    ๐Ÿ” 7309    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 844    ๐Ÿ“Œ 356
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

25.07.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11985    ๐Ÿ” 1690    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134
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Spotted in Tallahasseeโ€ฆ

25.07.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18448    ๐Ÿ” 5233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 334    ๐Ÿ“Œ 241
UNDERTALE - Memories

Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com

26.07.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31828    ๐Ÿ” 9408    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3467    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9381

oh, you donโ€™t like the effects of anthropogenic climate change? maybe you should have thought about that before rapidly industrializing your society with fossil fuels

24.07.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

One month ago tonight.

25.07.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6704    ๐Ÿ” 574    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Trump โค๏ธ Cuomo

23.07.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4941    ๐Ÿ” 859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 252    ๐Ÿ“Œ 129
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Timeline cleanse

22.07.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7620    ๐Ÿ” 833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the bandโ€™s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the โ€œBack To The Beginningโ€...

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinsonโ€™s cure is metal AF.

22.07.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18154    ๐Ÿ” 5321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115    ๐Ÿ“Œ 253

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.

That's just a true statement about the world!

22.07.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24292    ๐Ÿ” 8074    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 465    ๐Ÿ“Œ 320
A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.

A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.

Uni :3

23.07.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24062    ๐Ÿ” 2710    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

I forgot about posting. Is it fun

23.07.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17351    ๐Ÿ” 1529    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 791    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
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PBS News is not going anywhere.

We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.

We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.

22.07.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35704    ๐Ÿ” 8868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 753    ๐Ÿ“Œ 526
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Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

22.07.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33725    ๐Ÿ” 8192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 783    ๐Ÿ“Œ 675
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.

20.07.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50657    ๐Ÿ” 7313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1533    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2041
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#BookSky

19.07.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39609    ๐Ÿ” 7885    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 562    ๐Ÿ“Œ 531
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Well this sure as hell isnโ€™t incriminating! Nothing to see here.

17.07.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13548    ๐Ÿ” 3749    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 727    ๐Ÿ“Œ 332

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