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Michael Fitzmaurice

@fickymitz.bsky.social

Software engineer. Likes hats and Man City.

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The sound of a hundred homemade "STAY HUMBLE!" signs being folded away in disappointment... #mcfc

21.09.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen estimates that there would be anywhere between half a million and a million documents presented to the IC panel as evidence. It's very doubtful that most of that is in the public domain.

17.08.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've just given you an example of a Liverpool employee literally breaking the law on behalf of the club. If you want more examples of poor "sporting integrity" from your club, many are available.

All you've given is innuendo and passive-aggresive insults.

14.08.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a criminal offence under the 1990 Computer Misuse Act and carries a maximum tariff of five years in prison. It makes no difference under the law whether or not he once had authorised access.

13.08.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not "a bit bold", it's a criminal offence.

13.08.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What position does he play?

12.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mutually Assured Destruction - do your thing!

05.06.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A shit goal worthy of winning a shit game, but at least United won't be in the Champions League next season.

21.05.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.05.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at least we canโ€™t win the community shield next season

17.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I just saw a longer video and it's even funnier - everyone else is stretching at the line and warming up and my girl is just...standing there LMAOOOOO

17.04.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1620    ๐Ÿ” 157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

BORING, BORING CITY! #mcfc

12.04.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's that shrieking little creature that sits with Jabba the Hutt.

28.02.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldnโ€™t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

24.02.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44185    ๐Ÿ” 13651    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2094    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3310

It turns out that "Stay humble" is good advice. Who knew?

22.02.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely both.

22.02.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twice!

09.02.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Savinho, Akรฉ, and especially KDB were very good. Foden is looking more like himself. The general play was decent. But we never seem that secure lately defending a lead and looked tired in the last 10 minutes. A draw was a fair result. #mcfc

14.01.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arguably the Premier League's greatest-ever right-back. The time has come, yes, but what a player he has been for us!

12.01.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be a hell of a story, though!

10.01.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The news headlines lately remind me more and more of laughing at The Day Today back in the 1990s. Except I'm not laughing.

07.01.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Withdrawing

05.01.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, I see.

01.01.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you know it's a man?

01.01.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Savinho has always looked bright, but if he starts making better decisions with the final ball he could become a brilliant player. Nice goal and assist for him today.

McAtee did well when he came on; great to see. #mcfc

29.12.2024 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This fog is so... retro.

27.12.2024 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mmm Odeons

11.12.2024 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Credit to bsky.app/profile/geor... for the brilliant visualisation.

09.12.2024 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A great visualisation demonstrating at a glance:

1.โ  โ The UK doesnโ€™t take many refugees compared to other countries (and the picture painted by the Farage types)

2.โ  โ โ The refugees mostly come from exactly where you would expect at any given time based on what is happening around the world

09.12.2024 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

We've missed those Ruben Dias blocks, eh, blues? #mcfc

07.12.2024 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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