sam

ja morant anytime someone calls a timeout

imagine if you will, a club for penguins

not to mention losing to the lakers generally yields the most sensationalist headlines in national media. usually involving the word “collapse”.

would a loving god create the canada goose?

naz reid you go ahead and score when you’re good and ready

David Lynch proof that if you smoke enough cigarettes you can make some of the greatest american art of the modern era and still live to 78. RIP legend

trade julius randle for air bud

He also has the best gun.

it hurts

trying to S rank the whole armored core campaign for the plat trophy

bad cook is dope but it’s tough for breaking stance. try the shotguns until he’s in the red and then punish with a melee or explosive. good luck!

what build are you using? laser sword + dual haldeman on a light build should help

flying high on borrowed wings

me: alexa what’s the temperature outside?

alexa: it’s 36 degrees, also i can predict the exact time and place of your final mortal breath, but would you like to try?

make vincent cassel the new james bond you cowards

just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me

Something cool about the Vikings is how they've won nearly all of their games

if the timberwolves lose it just means wolves twitter didn’t perform enough witchcraft that night

there’s something about the writing in season 6 of better call saul that just makes me mad. brilliant show but it feels like an imitation of vince’s style rather than the real thing.

unlike most of the comments in this thread i think this one is primo driving music

i hate that it’s fanduel now

i’m about to find out, some of the streams have been weird lately

melatonin gummies are great because every night before bed you get to have a little candy

if you’re in a work meeting and the organizer doesn’t join after 5 minutes you get to go home for the day

my attempt at an all-breaking bad basketball team

Balatro is so fucking good

go-go-gadget alcoholism!

hmmm this wine has notes of josh