kg

Eggs $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Tariffs $300,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

i also found EVERY SINGLE CAT SPRING TOY THAT THE CATS HAVE LOST OVER THE YEARS like i swear i found at least 12 of them

just cleaned underneath the fridge and stove for the first time in the 5 years ive lived in this apartment and…… gross

Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it.

It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.

hey guys so uhhhhh wtf is happening in america rn? every day i wake up and think “i wonder what new catastrophe is happening today” and theres been so many everyday i actually cant keep up and have no idea whats going on anymore

i have one IG dm i refuse to open no matter how many times they reply to my story bc i replied to their story once asking for info on a situation they posted about and i got THIRTY (30!!!!!) MESSAGES IN A ROW FROM THEM ABOUT IT

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sorry i misread the beginning of your tweet as “we” instead of “who” and i honestly dont have the answer for that. but i do know that people are sick of trudeau, his approval ratings are at an all time low and that a fresh face wouldnt hurt

in this day and age, we cannot defeat disinformation. people are dumb and they fall for propaganda very easily. trudeau has to step down and let someone else take his place for the next election in order for the liberals to even have a chance at winning

actually a lot of people, a LOT, want him to resign because we know pierre will win if he doesnt

"oh, so you're saying--" no. i'm saying the thing i said, not the thing you made up. go back and read the thing i said

you know gianmarco had to do it to em

the poor mans espresso martini

in middle school when kids would use ADHD as an insult they’d say “are you ADHD or something?” i’d snap at them and say yes and then they would start profusely apologizing

she was gonna get me tested in grade 1 (like 2002 or 2003) but then we moved away for a few years but she got me tested asap once we moved back. the most based thing shes done in my whole life

my mom getting me formally tested for and diagnosed with ADHD in grade 6 (which was in like 2008 or 2009) was the most goated thing shes ever done

me: im on birth control
literally everyone ever: but youre gay??

hey so idk if yall know this but a lot of gay people have periods and birth control can be very effective in helping painful and irregular periods

turns out i lile Guinness beer which is insane

If you’re reading this, give that job the bare minimum today 🤌🏽

last week on my walk to get my car, i saw this poster before all the nazi shit was added. today i walked past again to get my car and the nazi shit was there. i hope whoever did this gets [redacted]

If you think the attitude toward health insurance providers is dark today just wait until you hear about the 2009 movie Saw 6

great idea, keep em coming

the clear sign that they just don’t see these kids as real people is the endless concern over hypotheticals and the indifference to the reality that actual children are more likely to kill themselves because of these bans

havent been on bsky all day. cant wait to see what funny things people have to say about the CEO’s assassination and spotify wrapped :)

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