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the reason that I meticulously craft digital to-do lists is because I know, in my very soul, that when I wake up I will only be thinking about ridge racer 64. my hyperfocus tends to manifest as an unshakeable plague or ailment that I am constantly trying to appease.

Moose was a king among cats and by god if you didn't know that he passed before we got Truffle you'd think he raised him to show his tummy.

hyperfocus in TV/movies: haha yeah I just couldn't stop knitting, it's so funny! blankets for everyone, also I cracked the dead sea scrolls and cured cancer

hyperfocus irl: Ridge Racer 64 was released on February 14, 2000 for the Nintendo 64 game system. The game uses the RR64 drift system, however

thank you, ohhh 🥹

oh my god my thumbs hurt but drifting is finally starting to make sense yeeeeEEAAAA

Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors “With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”

wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

In retrospect, perhaps trusting all of the government's systems and data to Elon Musk and his band of 20-year-old cybercriminals was not the smartest move.

official space ghost coast to coast website circa 2000

like a hot dog !!

no, real talk- I have gotten very lucky, a couple times, and I am thankful these cats decided to find me in the great Universe of cat distribution. my life would be bleak and meaningless without my cats and wife

waaahhhhhh truffleeee

no hes actually this size. I took this photo today. I can put him in my shoe

MasterClass on how to raise a cat that spends his entire life upside down on the floor, gazing at you. I will make at least five dollars

I spent most of my life being confused as hell about why my former cat, moose (R.I.P.), hung out like this constantly. now I have figured it out- I am the problem. something is wrong with me that makes these cats flip over like capsized turtles

dumbass kitten asleep in your armpit

give me back my tiny son ........ ... the passage of time is unreasonably cruel

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it is nighttime so now you can buy every one of my bookmarks for $20 ✨ that’s 40 bookmarks for twenty incredible dollars 📚 frankly that is one of the best deals I have ever heard in my entire life 🫡 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...

ARE YA WINNING SON? I DON'T KNOW DAD I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW Nothing Ever happene

“woah teams installs are up 7% this quarter excellent job everyone 😊”
*lays u off*

Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.

Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...

It's still there now. Still dreaming.

✨ ANGEL'S EGG 4K restoration ✨

Dolby Early Access Screenings November 12
In North American theatres November 19 & 20

Select tickets on sale now, additional locations coming soon.

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hello truffle, black cat, green eyes, stupid feet in the stupid air, head empty

lmao little idiot man

not sure how he does it. it's a miracle that he exists and I think he knows that

fwiw, I'm in my mid-30s and only got to go like twice before it closed???? but that place was marvelous. cage dancing. bring it back

Make My City A Male Strip Club City Again so help me god, this is supposed to be america

this gay dude in his 60s was showing me his racing mazda and photos of his old orange scion with a bunch of bullet holes in the door and I just knew, in my soul, he'd remember the club so I asked him and we scared the hell out of every straight person on that cigarette patio lmfao. so effusive

had 3 random conversations last night with strangers at bars that reminded me that, yes, life is worth living when I am going outside and having uncomfortable new experiences. also that every gay over 40 in my city misses one specific male strip club like we are drying out dehydrated in the desert

I was a mango orange b*tch but the pods...... the siren song of my nostalgia

your blood may function as nature's own vampire repellant. you would instantly kill a vampire mosquito

I am fighting the urge to fight you if that counts lmao, my asian-american ass gets all "the limit does not exist" w/ garlic

I did put in five cloves of garlic and I regret nothing. chili mac came out perfect. yeeesssssss

I haven't tried to write any new rules by myself for years. she understands legislation in a way I never will