John, as in going to the

I Do Not Know How To Talk About Anything Charlie Kirk, fleeing America, darkness, light, contrast

I wrote a slightly incoherent thing abt *gestures at everything* yourgayunclejohn.substack.com/p/i-do-not-k...

I do need reporters to remember DOJ and the FBI were never the objective authorities they've been regarded as but especially not now, so don't be surprised if they tell you that kid is the transsexual king of antifa

Guess I’m moving to Maine and voting for this guy after I bounce on that d *feed cuts out*

screenshot of US Weekly hed about Ghislaine à Maxwell being moved to the same prison as Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shah

She’s the Sheriff poster

Unfortunately I urgently need a ‘She’s the Sheriff’ reboot called ‘She’s the Warden’ in which Suzanne Somers as the titular warden is constantly getting roped into Holmes & Shah’s rivalry with Ghislaine & its also a Chicago-style musical maybe? Is this anything pls contact me abt representation thx!

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

will be interesting to see what strategies the @democrats.org employ to try to stop The Mamdani Effect™️ in its tracks & whether Dem voters will fall for it again! Tenterhooks!

Like not to oversell but I can't help but think of post-WWII Germany---just saw 'Riefenstahl' & all the way into the 80s she was getting calls from Nazis thanking her for validating them

Their minds & hearts didn't change, it just became a social liability to be a Nazi. That's the game, I think.

this was always annoying, but now that there are no republicans left who even pretend to do it back, it is a level of Charlie Brown / Lucy / football clownery that no one can take anymore

Thing is there are actual studies on this: Ridicule genuinely does help dismantle movements

So not only is Pedro Pascal helping trans ppl by mocking JK Rowling as the pathetic weirdo she is, but he should do it more---& the dumb resistance lib media dorks finger wagging abt it should be mocked too

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Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation and you can suck on that!

Why so quiet dear leader? #protests #50501 #handsoff #april5th2025 #politics

Genuinely disturbed by the mania with which basically everyone I know on TikTok dove head first into RedNote w/o reading a word of the T&Cs & has come out of it spitting propaganda after like 48hrs

P shocking reveal of the depth of ppl’s social media addiction & media illiteracy my god

Better idea: pass a comprehensive data privacy bill that applies across the board... and maybe *DON'T* mimic Chinese authoritarianism by creating a "Great Firewall" of apps that aren't allowed to operate here.

You can actually fix things AND not abuse the 1st Amendment in one shot!

Cate blanchett même in which she used her limp wrist to explain “gaze” not “gays” bc she is a fkng icon

That thing where there’s a 20-something surfer bro on Jeopardy! that has a HINT of gay in his voice so you’re like🤔& then the category is “Tearjerkers” & he SWEEPS & you’re like

I for one am shocked that making shopping an absolutely miserable exp in myriad ways has resulted in lower sales

Btw the whole shoplifting epidemic that inspired this is fake & I wrote abt it here (sorry for the clickbait hed & framing I don’t write those ok bye) www.yourtango.com/self/people-...

Shut up mark

I mean I’m SURE there’s an okey doke in here somewhere but nonetheless!

Girl what lmao. Welcome to the resistance *finger to earpiece* Ste—Steve—Steve Bannon, that’s Steve Bannon

we truly live in fascinatingly weird times

All the positive things leftists are saying about pee pee could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers about poo poo. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.

Hey Timothy can you shut the fk up real quick?

hell yeah brother

Screenshots from r/conservatives of right wingers as angry abt the American healthcare system and as unmoved by Thompsons death as many left wingers are

Screenshots from r/conservatives of right wingers as angry abt the American healthcare system and as unmoved by Thompsons death as many left wingers are

Not going well girls!

Update—it seems even the legitimate blue check far right weirdos like Ben Shapiro are freaking out a bit, bc many rank and file conservatives are NOT falling in line on this whole Brian Thompson, privatized healthcare is good, actually propaganda campaign. Oops! (more screenshots in reply)

Anthony Adams rubbing his hands together meme

Absolutely hilarious to me that *literally overnight* my entire Twitter feed is now nothing but blue check accounts explaining why the American healthcare system is good, actually, & everyone who hates it & isn’t sad abt Brian Thompson is dumb

Elon is scared y’all🤭

Oh no it was the mousetrap I set up. He’s been fkng up my shit for MONTHS (or they… I assume he has collaborators) but it’s been so long I didn’t think I’d ever get him nor did I expect to be so… disturbed by it lol

46 yrs old & been thru so much shit you’d roll your eyes at the movie for being implausible to the point of camp

But the dead mouse I’ve just found encorpsed on my stove is what has staring out the window like a woman with nowhere to turn

I wouldn’t know but you’re definitely a troll and an incredibly inept one. Your bewildered “I’m just trying to debate” shtick is really transparent and stupid and you’re embarrassing yourself

Keep going tho if it gets your rocks off. Enjoy!

lol listen you can just say you’re an antisemite and go you don’t need to be doing all this

the way our most “principled leftist” “intellectuals” have been so bewitched by influence campaigns (probably from Israel itself to impact our election!) that they’re now just farting out alt right pablum is so fkng embarrassing

By next wk this goon will be doing holocaust denial, set your watch