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"Hiya" πŸ‘‹πŸ™‚ #fuck #you

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... can't stop thinking about swinging

#the #swing #beckons #me

13.11.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want children but I do want to lead a cult.

Cuz like ... killing your kids is frowned upon or whatever but killing off your own cult self destruct stylez is kinda expected

#yallz #are #doomed

13.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have a fear of failure.

I'm already a failure.

That's never stopped me.

I fear success.

13.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I KNOOOOOOOOOW!!!"

😭😭😭

13.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big fat old ass swangin!!!

13.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couple I met at a bar:

"Don't you swing?"

Me:

"Oh yeah"

13.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Progress pic

#doodle #art #abstract #abstractart

13.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It pisses people off when I say "I can do that" and then proceed to do the thing they expected I wouldn't be able to.

Sorry yallz have a shitass assessment of my skillset

#scrubs

13.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want your money.

You want your money.

... and for me to stop stabbing you.

#too #bad

13.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Life is just a party and parties aren't meant to last"

- Some idiot formally known as #Prince

13.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't tell me what to do.

And if you do I guarantee I'll do the opposite.

#fuck #you

πŸ–•πŸ«΅πŸ˜€

13.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't waste your life.

Uh ... thats all life is ya jackass.

#enjoy #it

13.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am perfect and if you DON'T worship me then YOU are a shithole.

πŸ˜€πŸ‘

#facts

13.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Euthanize the smelly

13.11.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got swamp ass so bad that I found a gator up in there

13.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nazi Punks Fuck Off

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13.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easy for me to be a smartass compared to yallz dumbasses

13.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have I ever been lower than I am now?

Wonder how far I can rise?

Wonder if I'll fall lower?

#very #exciting #times

13.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I think I just realized something about me.

I'm bad at settling for less than.

13.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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High Anxiety

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13.11.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the riskiest bet that you'll ever win big on.

13.11.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never had stability in life.

Cuz I'm #unstable

13.11.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suggest me a book that changed your life.

I won't read it i just wanna judge ya.

πŸ˜€πŸ‘

13.11.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartwarming story

"This muthafucka REALLY cares for old folks"

13.11.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone want an old dirty dog that needs a loving home and a visit to the vet?

No this isn't a metaphor for me I mean an actual old dog that needs love and medical attention

13.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone can be a sword swallower

... once

πŸ‘„πŸ‘…πŸ—‘

#RIP #oops

13.11.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a natural born leader.

...

But I don't want you idiots following me.

13.11.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Immigrants are taking your job.

Automation is taking your job.

AI is taking your job.

Dang you must have the most popular job ever if EVERYTHING wants it.

13.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My coworkers never have to worry about me shooting up the place cuz I don't own a gun and I'm also unemployed so I ain't gots no coworkiez

#biggest #brainiest #brain #to #ever #brain

13.11.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give me some.

#please #thank #you

13.11.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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