Andre @being-andre - Bluesky Profile

People on Reddit wasting their time posting shit to their shitty subreddit "communities" when they should be spending their time violently ramming their heads against a rusty spike.

#reddit #users #are #subhuman #in #their #subreddits

13.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I've wasted my life

...

And you can too if you follow these easy steps!"

#you #welcome

12.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone who likes me is an idiot that ive bamboozled I to thinking I'm not a giant piece of shit.

💩👍

#I #am

12.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll see them again someday

Hey guess what, I miss my gurls and I'm totes not crying.

😭👍

12.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have an idea and no one is gonna like it but idc

...

Someone pay for me to live so I don't gotta stress bout money no mo.

#k #thanx

12.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many times do I need to punch you in the back of the head for you to pay the fuck attention!?!?!

12.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of you idiots have opinions I disagree with and it's not worth the time it takes to enlighten yallz

#stay #dumb #idc

12.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👈👈😎

12.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buy guns.

🙂👍

12.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ran today anyway

#fuck #you

12.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I "accidentally" die tomorrow then I want everyone to know I'm deeply disappointed in yallz.

OK see ya.

👋😀

12.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accurate

12.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who wanna lazer blast my eyes all good so I can finally get rid of these stinky glasses?

12.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hard Times

I'm on #bluesky a lot now cuz life do what life does and death is creepin towards me smiling just a big as I am

😀👍

open.spotify.com/track/0w5Bdu...

12.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you DON'T have regrets in life you're an idiot.

12.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want power.

Someone gimme some of that.

12.11.2025 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sucks cuz if we were cared for we'd prolly all be makin hella money.

#dang

12.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The people that drive 18 wheelers aren't giants in proportion to the truck like I used to believe.

Turns out they're just like ... normal sized peeps

#boring

12.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AMERICA DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU CAN MAKE MONEY FOR AMERICA!!!

#WAKE #UP

12.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There will never be world peace because some people enjoy watching others suffer

#me

12.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love seeing people struggle to keep their heads above water after I've cut them outa my life.

#drown #slowly #ya #toxic #fuckers

12.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not being appreciated for my genius is PRECISELY why I'm building my super secret death ray

12.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You think Ice Cube ever got his ass ate?

... Someone go eat Cube's ass.

12.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ya ever see someone just eat up all the propaganda in real time and think to yourself

"This place is doomed"

That ever happen to yallz?

12.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!! 😭😭😭

Suckin my thumb in public like a lil baby bitch cuz my pencil case ripped my lil nail up like a lil baby bitch

12.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh oh

12.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Existential dread as I consider that maybe I've never had an original thought ever

12.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do such a good job of minding my own bidness that I don't even list my hours of operation.

12.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a delete button for memories?

#drugs #and #alcohol #have #entered #the #chat

12.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This book basically calling me a lil bitch over and over

#good #book

🙂👍

12.11.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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