@being-andre.bsky.social
"Hiya" ππ #fuck #you
... can't stop thinking about swinging
#the #swing #beckons #me
I don't want children but I do want to lead a cult.
Cuz like ... killing your kids is frowned upon or whatever but killing off your own cult self destruct stylez is kinda expected
#yallz #are #doomed
I don't have a fear of failure.
I'm already a failure.
That's never stopped me.
I fear success.
"I KNOOOOOOOOOW!!!"
πππ
Big fat old ass swangin!!!
13.11.2025 16:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Couple I met at a bar:
"Don't you swing?"
Me:
"Oh yeah"
Progress pic
#doodle #art #abstract #abstractart
It pisses people off when I say "I can do that" and then proceed to do the thing they expected I wouldn't be able to.
Sorry yallz have a shitass assessment of my skillset
#scrubs
I don't want your money.
You want your money.
... and for me to stop stabbing you.
#too #bad
"Life is just a party and parties aren't meant to last"
- Some idiot formally known as #Prince
You can't tell me what to do.
And if you do I guarantee I'll do the opposite.
#fuck #you
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Don't waste your life.
Uh ... thats all life is ya jackass.
#enjoy #it
I am perfect and if you DON'T worship me then YOU are a shithole.
ππ
#facts
Euthanize the smelly
13.11.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got swamp ass so bad that I found a gator up in there
13.11.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Easy for me to be a smartass compared to yallz dumbasses
13.11.2025 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have I ever been lower than I am now?
Wonder how far I can rise?
Wonder if I'll fall lower?
#very #exciting #times
Oh I think I just realized something about me.
I'm bad at settling for less than.
I'm the riskiest bet that you'll ever win big on.
13.11.2025 12:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never had stability in life.
Cuz I'm #unstable
Suggest me a book that changed your life.
I won't read it i just wanna judge ya.
ππ
Heartwarming story
"This muthafucka REALLY cares for old folks"
Anyone want an old dirty dog that needs a loving home and a visit to the vet?
No this isn't a metaphor for me I mean an actual old dog that needs love and medical attention
Anyone can be a sword swallower
... once
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#RIP #oops
I'm a natural born leader.
...
But I don't want you idiots following me.
Immigrants are taking your job.
Automation is taking your job.
AI is taking your job.
Dang you must have the most popular job ever if EVERYTHING wants it.
My coworkers never have to worry about me shooting up the place cuz I don't own a gun and I'm also unemployed so I ain't gots no coworkiez
#biggest #brainiest #brain #to #ever #brain
Give me some.
#please #thank #you
