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Jukka Särkijärvi

@nitessine.bsky.social

Reader, writer, translator, professional nerd, game scholar, larper, feminist. Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Vampire: The Masquerade, Stalker RPG, Astraterra, Chernobyl Mon Amour

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I don't know who keeps doing this but you have to stop I'm begging you

13.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 359    🔁 127    💬 8    📌 8

tbh I think one of the reasons I just can’t forgive AI use is my first political “thing” was when I was 12 and heard a power plant was going to be built near my school that was big enough to fuck with the weather and everyone thought it was so cute when I went to a town hall to ask them not to do it

11.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 478    🔁 69    💬 2    📌 3

YouTube has just informed me that they’ve reviewed this video and deemed it “not suitable for all advertisers.”

Utterly devastating as someone who directly earns 0% on every video she posts. Without that 0%, I may be forced to cook and eat the family dog to survive. Whose family, I don’t yet know.

10.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1524    🔁 326    💬 22    📌 1

"We were promised a kid! This guy is over fifty!" - disappointed MAGA audience

09.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screen from Rozpaky kuchaře Svatopluka, The Chef Svatopluk’s Dilemmas

Screen from Rozpaky kuchaře Svatopluka, The Chef Svatopluk’s Dilemmas

A reminder that there's nothing new under the #immersive sun—and that the past is surreal:

The 1980s Czheckoslovakian interactive soap that had viewers vote by turning off the lights in their homes 📺

Not quite as miraculous as it sounds, though:
czechdaily.cz/the-chef-sva... #cyoa

08.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A game disc of Bloodborne. The art is the hunter standing with their back to the camera. The hole in the middle of the disc lines up with the space their butt would be so I folded my finger and put it behind the hole to fill the space

A game disc of Bloodborne. The art is the hunter standing with their back to the camera. The hole in the middle of the disc lines up with the space their butt would be so I folded my finger and put it behind the hole to fill the space

I finally found a physical copy of Bloodborne and I had to do the thing😅

14.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 251    🔁 56    💬 17    📌 1

Never fuck with a Game Master.

07.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a really fucking good book.

05.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hey, mine as well! I never actually learned the rules!

04.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jeez, we know Epstein was a scumbag, no need to make him look worse!

04.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Still from Star Trek Voyager episode Threshold depicting two amphibious creatures with catfish barbels in a tropical environment

Still from Star Trek Voyager episode Threshold depicting two amphibious creatures with catfish barbels in a tropical environment

On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?

29.01.2026 10:26 — 👍 862    🔁 322    💬 30    📌 137
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Coming soon: The Thunder Perfect Mind An Occult Action Thriller Tabletop RPG

Get this occult action thriller ttRPG for 1-7 people. Perfect if you enjoy playing powerful undead revenants embroiled in breakneck action, interpersonal drama, and occult investigation. Soundtrack by @mollynoise.bsky.social and human-made art by @stregawolf.art. Jump in now for early bird deals!

01.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 469    🔁 427    💬 12    📌 93

Finally, a use for Seinfeld!

31.01.2026 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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You’re So Cute When You’re Angry: A Micro-Larp So we had a course at the university called Games of the Oppressed. From the curriculum: In this three-day workshop, students will be introduced to concepts around artistic games, games meant to un…

We may have perpetrated a micro-larp about relationship dysfunction, domestic division of labour, and tablecloths. I then uploaded it to my blog. Type two fun in just ten minutes!

nitessine.wordpress.com/2026/01/31/y...

31.01.2026 13:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a cartoon drawing of david and moira from schitt's creek. david is wearing an apron and standing over a pot with a whisk in one hand and a saucy spoon in another. moira is holding a recipe card. they are annoyed. 

david: "what does "fold in the cheese mean?"
moira: "you FOLD it in."
David: I- I understand that, but how? HOW do you fold it?"

a cartoon drawing of david and moira from schitt's creek. david is wearing an apron and standing over a pot with a whisk in one hand and a saucy spoon in another. moira is holding a recipe card. they are annoyed. david: "what does "fold in the cheese mean?" moira: "you FOLD it in." David: I- I understand that, but how? HOW do you fold it?"

oh my god, i’m crushed. catherine o’hara you queen

30.01.2026 18:33 — 👍 1346    🔁 303    💬 3    📌 9

We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.

Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

30.01.2026 00:59 — 👍 1407    🔁 408    💬 35    📌 158
28.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 15981    🔁 6267    💬 46    📌 34

Sufficiently advanced public relations are indistinguishable from ethical standards.

27.01.2026 22:13 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The process of research explained. This is my jam.

27.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hello! Are you in the UK/Canada/Aus/NZ? Did you discover RPGs through any of the paperback-book games released in the mid-1980s (Fighting Fantasy RPG, Advanced FF, Maelstrom, Dragon Warriors, Tunnels & Trolls)? Can I ask you a couple of questions for an article? Please get in touch.

25.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 76    🔁 52    💬 42    📌 3

Dragonlance recruited a whole generation of young women into gaming, right alongside the work of Mercedes Lackey, Ann Rice, and Patricia McKillip.

I owe the often 50/50 gender parity at my TTRPG tables throughout junior high to a series of authors who successfully reached their audiences.

27.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 93    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 1

Today I learned “Norwegian Christian laws forbade citizens from conversing with and interacting with trolls, and in documents dating from 1274 to 1781, doing so would result in severe punishment” (source: Wikipedia), and I kinda think many people nowadays would be better off if this law was revived

24.01.2026 07:31 — 👍 1535    🔁 388    💬 11    📌 22
Cover of the Hungarian RPG M.A.G.U.S.

Cover of the Hungarian RPG M.A.G.U.S.

#42

M.A.G.U.S. avagy a Kalandorok krónikái

I think it's probably a fantasy RPG. The thing is, just because Hungarian is related to Finnish doesn't mean I can parse so much as a single sentence. I do not know what M.A.G.U.S. stands for.

26.01.2026 11:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cover of Conan the Roleplaying Game, Atlantean Edition.

Cover of Conan the Roleplaying Game, Atlantean Edition.

#41

Conan: The Roleplaying Game

First edition of Mongoose Publishing's d20-based Conan game. Really solid work, with a great product line. I loved this back in the day.

And now I look at it and realize it's written by @sturrock.bsky.social. Really should've gotten this signed when he was in town!

26.01.2026 11:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cover of the Theatrix role-playing game, with Theatrix Ironwood peeking from behind.

Cover of the Theatrix role-playing game, with Theatrix Ironwood peeking from behind.

#40

Theatrix

A diceless RPG from 1996 that frames the game session as like directing a movie. Behind it is the Ironwood supplement, based on Bill Willingham's erotic comic. Predictably, it is one of the least sexy RPG books I own. Found these in an Edinburgh game store in 2013.

26.01.2026 11:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cover of the Swords of the Serpentine rulebook.

Cover of the Swords of the Serpentine rulebook.

#39

Swords of the Serpentine

A GUMSHOE-based fantasy role-playing game. One of these days I'll have time to read it. The book is just a gorgeous object, though.

26.01.2026 10:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cover of Hunter The Reckoning 5th Edition rulebook

Cover of Hunter The Reckoning 5th Edition rulebook

#38

There's life in this old thread yet!

Hunter: The Reckoning 5E

The "5th edition" refers to the 5th edition of the Storyteller rules. There's only one previous edition of HtR. I got into a chronicle as a player and we're starting next week!

26.01.2026 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Played a board game.

25.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I was around roughly from the end of Fallen Empires to Champions of Kamigawa, but concluded I could have a D&D habit or a MtG habit but not both.

24.01.2026 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Depends on the velocity, really. A very fast two ounces would not go amiss.

21.01.2026 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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