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Tr*** signed the bill to release the Epstein files because they have been scrubbed of anything embarrassing to him or his henchmen

"stuck in my sports bra" Those things have to have been designed by dudes

He's family even if he is a monster. God bless you.

We can't hear anymore! We sacrificed our hearing to the god Rock and Roll!

Holy shit!
I greatly admire your magnanimity and courage in going to visit him

Dammit! Beat me to it!

If it isn't too personal of a question: What did he do?

An old Jeff Foxworthy joke: "If you have ever had Thanksgiving ruined because you ran out of ketchup - you might be a redneck"

Is your GF single?

Oh shit! This!

This reads like a Not The Onion post

Separating being informed from being manipulated/gaslighted has never been more difficult

Nah. Torturing crazy people serves no purpose. Humane euthanasia solves the problem well enough.

So much negativity in this thread!

This is adorable

milli vanilli should have doubled down on the lip syncing and said everyone else were suckers for not using it

criminals will still misuse sandwiches, and politicians will still blame non-criminal sandwich havers

"None shall pass!"

Because it hasn't ever been matched, let alone topped

My therapist says I need to be less resentful and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off

“no emotion = suspicious”
Men do, in fact, experience trauma. It just isn't important to us that anyone else knows we have experienced trauma. Your Vietnam vet grandpa is a perfect example of this.

He's right, though: You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd

Could be worse. Could be soccer.

Sign on wall reads “PLEASE REFRAIN from Discussing MATHEMATICS while waiting in LINE.”

nobody wants to hear about your problems

Dummycraps or Repuglic*nts, FUCK every last one of you.

Please refrain from posting obscene images

Wisdom is realizing you know nothing.
This makes me a mastermind, because everything I thought I knew has turned out to be wrong.

The problem with democracy is the same problem as everything else in human experience: Other people and their dumbass other people opinions

When music was so important that you had specific pieces of furniture devoted to it

When I see someone post something as absurd as "Beetlejuice is not a good movie," I naturally assume it is irony. Like if someone said "Tr*** is a good president." It is simply not an opinion any person whose opinions are worthy of respect would have.