Dr. Egbert J. Souse, PhD

needs braces

go back to GBS

It's even funnier when you think about how it's a British play and the film version has a largely American cast, while shot in Prague.

photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

INSIDE YOU ARE TWO HEPBURNS a two panel image showing Audrey Hepburn in a white top and short hair next to Kate Hepburn in a houndstooth jacket and turtleneck

You can actually feed them both. It's okay.

Remember your Homeland’s Heritage.

The first half of Remember the Titans x 100

"Honey, you must forgive me not bathing for the last month as I've been worried about Iran"

a man in a white apron is walking down a street in front of a green dumpster that says fast ALT: a man in a white apron is walking down a street in front of a green dumpster that says fast

we're getting word that the bug has endorsed cuomo

Eli Sunday baptizing Daniel Plainview in THERE WILL BE BLOOD

When Trump survived the assassination attempt and had to accept Elon’s direct help on the the campaign (literally, like sharing the stage with him and everything) I just thought about the baptism scene from THERE WILL BE BLOOD and it looks like we’re reaching the bowling alley scene now

Steve Martin would have been great, but I think it would have compelled Kubrick to make Eyes Wide Shut more comedic. It's already a dark comedy and Tom Cruise in the part helps mask that intention. Hard to do with one of the funniest actors who have ever lived.

Jesus Christ, just join the Republicans

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Any child death is unacceptable. But a preventable child death is pure fucking evil.

This is eugenics. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

There's a sick irony of someone who looks and sounds as awful as him flippantly suggesting this shit.

Also, fuck you for joining in with the fucking nazis ripping off Ghibli for these terrible plagiarism machine images. It's because of you assholes this country is where it's at. God fucking damnit, I hate this shit.

Only reason I'd go to this event is if they were committing seppuku live on stage in front of the crowd and the front row was given plastic tarps like a Gallegher show

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We live in the ruins of a greater civilization

trevor moore from wkyk saying "it's illegal to say 'i want to kill the president'"

it's illegal to say "i want to boycott israel." totally illegal. but it's not illegal to say "by not buying sabra hummus." because that's it's own sentence

post your comfort album

Sure would be terrible if the names of those responsible for abducting a 2-year old were made public. Imagine if their names and home addresses were posted online.

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

a man is smiling while talking on a phone in front of a pool . ALT: a man is smiling while talking on a phone in front of a pool .

Cast of Conclave getting their next royalties checks

The Pope living just long enough to have JD Vance visit the Vatican so his Secretary of State could tell Vance to his face that he doesn’t understand Catholicism is a level of hating I could only aspire to in my wildest dreams.

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