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And its girth.

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Boss, I'm tired of this ratfuckery.

To kill cancer, shoot it until it dies.

Wishing you the best of luck, Becky! ❤️

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

I don't trust a guy with with two first names to have the best interests of American healthcare in mind.

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The sight of nearly every flag in town at half mast because of Worst Wessel is just pathetic.

Kash looks like he needs a refill on his Broward County Tic-Tacs.

Thus, Chuck Tingle answered the call.

The real humiliation is not in having your affair uncovered but to get roasted live by Coldplay.

Most kids: I bet this stick would make a great sword

Kid me: I bet this clip would be an awesome starship

We reelected the bleach injection guy. We will have terrible disaster response as long as he is in office.

Just because you're a wannabe doesn't mean you'll Neverbe. All of your favorite artists started out as wannabes. They saw and heard art, got inspired, and said "I want to do that!" Just like you.

So go make some fucking art and stop being so hard on yourself.

If your fetish is being relentlessly and poorly lied to, you're eating good right now.

The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered.

Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.

Their inaction is deadly.

I waitress while I run for Congress. I know what it’s like to stretch a paycheck, juggle bills, and still show up for your community.

Washington needs more people who live like us — not just talk about us.

Derrick Van Orden talks the talk. I'll walk the walk.

This fact just made me blue myself.

Right wing viewers don't watch CNN, and left wing viewers don't want to see this dreck. All CNN is doing is proving their junk food airport news with no real audience.

Daily reminder that the GOP congress could stop this crazy train at any time.

I guess Hegseth is the better ass kisser.

No lande yn all of historye hath evir had merelye one language. Even the monolingual do not lyve wyth just one tongue. Take the lid off any language and see thousandes. Historye ys polyglot, culture ys a glorious babel of invention, and lyfe itself ys made out of translaciouns.

An old 80s style sticker image saying HAVE THE DAY YOU VOTED FOR beneath a rainbow and clouds.

Imagine thinking you are entitled to inconvenience others. I would give you the most uncomfortable, pregnant pause and stare before going right back to ignoring you.

This is the sort of thing people mean when they say Democratic lawmakers need to step up ASAP. Mad respect to Sen. Van Hollen for having the stones to go check on this guy. I hope other leaders take after his example.

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in tbe back of my Kia Sonata

I feel like the vibe here is true of a lot of endeavors people take but find themselves giving up on. Super wholesome though, appreciate you for sharing!

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A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.