Sam "Bad JRPG Opinions Haver" Allmon

I love our weird little awesome game. #screenshotsaturday

posting the trailer for my upcoming romantic comedy visual novel “How am I supposed to fit in at college when there aren't any other animal people but I'm a POSSUM BOY!: The Ballad of Joey Virginia” again because it’s #screenshotsaturday

My romantic comedy visual novel, “How am I supposed to fit in at college when there aren't any other animal people but I'm a POSSUM BOY!: The Ballad of Joey Virginia,” is coming to itch.io next month, the good lord willing and the creek don’t rise! #IndieGame #IndieDev #VisualNovel #VN

filling a usb drive will all my stupidest visual novel ideas so @sam.rpgbook.club can make them after i die

#14. Mario Kart World. Wowza. I’m nowhere near “done” with the game but I rolled 50cc credits just now. Rainbow Road is the best track and it’s such a good ending to the game. Love the open world. Love everything except the middle two tracks of a grand prix only having one lap.

#13. Professor Layton and the Curious Village. I still think the ludonarrative contrivances in this game is kinda bad, but my energy this time was just for a puzzle game not a mystery VN and that made it a little easier to get through. I might play more of these, I might not. We’ll see.

The cover of Touch my Katamari for the PSP

#12. Touch My Katamari. I like the stretching and jumping mechanics, and the level design was good, but I often felt like there wasn't enough Junk in the levels, the game was WAY too short, and the King should never again be rendered in-engine please and thank you. He needs to be a JPEG in the sky.

#11. Sherlock Holmes: Mystery of the Mummy. Continuing my Note-Taking Puzzle Game trip, I decided to start the frogwares Sherlock series, and the first one is only okay. The first two levels rule, but the 3rd sucks, and the 4th and 5th are okay, but a little "Adventure Game"y.

#10. Me and my Katamari. This is my favorite one so far, levels and gameplay and vibes wise, but 8-directional Katamari just doesn’t feel anywhere as good as analogue. I had more “why aren’t you moving!!” Moments this game than ever, but I loved the challenge levels, and the main levels, big enjoy.

#9 Return of the Obra Dinn. Holy smokes this game ruled. It got its hooks in me and I accidentally the whole time and finished it in two nights, around 9 hours. There were so many Aha moments, and I really liked that the only “puzzle” was just putting information together. Big recommend.

#8 We 💜 Katamari. Now this is what I’m talking about. A whole bunch of levels, and even the reused levels are dressed much more different than the last game. I also love the challenges here more than the constellation levels of the first one. The Royal Reverie challenges especially are hard and good

#7 Katamari Damacy. Despite hanging out with the Weirdos in PS2 times I never played this before. Now I have and it’s all clicking for me and I see what I’ve been missing. I wish there were more than 3 levels in this one but I mean that’s what 25 years of sequels are for.

Indulging in Harry Potter but saying “Fuck JK Rowling though” is like a dude saying “no homo” before getting plowed by his bro

I'm glad the digital millennium copyright act is as good as it is, I love thinking "I'll save the new ep of Action Button for until I'm awake enough to take it in" and they conveniently removed it from youtube for me!

"you're not better than me for not using ai."

no, i am. i am better, smarter, funnier, hotter, and all around less obnoxious than you for that one reason.

Yeah I wanna play this game.

#6 FF14 Stormblood (4.0). Man I wish this game was just about doma. The ala mighan portions of this expansion were super boring. The doma parts are some of the most fun I’ve had in 14, and the final primal fight was really cool even though I died hard lol. Probably my least favorite so far (Inc ARR)

This is the reason I follow @st1ka.bsky.social and @felipepepe.bsky.social because they are always truly recommending hidden gems and not just saying “have you ever heard of Earthbound?” Over and over again.

this is my favorite Um, Actually theme group and i think Dropout needs to give them their own show that’s just this

Dark Souls 1 map transposed onto smash melee

BK indie Game Documentaries Game Documentaries

BK Indie deleted his old YouTube channel and is reuploading on a new channel, to clean things: www.youtube.com/@bkingfilm2/...

Who is he?

The "NoClip of China" - he's been doing documentaries on local games for 8 years and posting them with English subtitles! A must-watch to expand your horizons!

Golden Sun.

But for one actually maybe possible, Star Fox.

A poster with retro-inspired graphic design that reads: the reproduction of the poster of the toy from the remake of the series based on the short film based on the novelization of the videogame tie-in of the spin-off series of the spiritual sequel to the actual sequel to the old commercials for the comic book from the docuseries based on the board game for the recast of the rerelease of the reprint of the prescreening of the livestreaming of the directors cut of the promo campaign from the sitcom set in the same universe as the musical based on the radio teleplays of the original recordings of total bullshit garbage.

Finally! A lemon that I can't turn into anything at all. DoomsdayLLC Unsqueezable Lemon. It's a Lemon, for lemon's sake.

Unsqueezable Lemon
doomsdayllc.com

So many distressed rectangles thee days.

(Print by my favorite local artist @doomsdayllc.bsky.social available on their Etsy)

So anyway, I created an updated version of that XdanielArt chart that contains all the Adobe alternatives since there are a lot more now than there were back when that list was originally made, and Adobe has continued to get shittier and shittier.

two men are standing in a dark room talking to each other ALT: two men are standing in a dark room talking to each other

My most old person opinion is that most TV isnt as good as it used to be and the format has been disintegrated for a generation

We must bring back huge season of sci fi television set on planet canada

through the technology of soap and water i have cleansed my whole body! and you can too. introducing GShower: the shower for gamers