S.J. Moomaw

Great goaltending can cover up a lot of cracks. That was the story 46 years ago too.

“The Mild Upset on Ice” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I never had a problem with Daniel Biss, but this is inexcusably weak shit.

It’s either Maz or Bobby Thompson. But the real point is, why would you choose the replies of a post mourning a legend’s passing to make the argument? Just say nothing, man.

Also, RIP Maz.

Someone actually took the opportunity to reply to this post purely to dispute the “greatest home” claim.

So a reminder for anyone who needs it: oftentimes, all you have to do to not have people think you’re an asshole is nothing.

The contortion is *precisely* what makes it an originalist argument, since the point of originalism is that the founders intended whatever you want them to have intended in this particular case.

a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game Alt: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game Alonzo Mourning looks very angry about something, then suddenly not angry.

Trump: SCOTUS is unpatriotic and disloyal to the Constitution.
Me:

We watched To Kill a Mockingbird after reading it in 10th grade. I took a half-semester film appreciation class in 12th grade and saw Psycho, The Sting, Strangers on a Train, Cool Hand Luke, Bonnie & Clyde, Wait Until Dark…

a man in a leather jacket is holding a microphone and saying " i 'm not saying you should " ALT: a man in a leather jacket is holding a microphone and saying " i 'm not saying you should "

30 minutes of my life on the phone with Aetna has me thinking about Luigi Mangione.

It was wrong what he did, to be clear.

what he said: Democratic justices are a disgrace to the country, always vote to make America weak you can't fault their loyalty

AP quote: And of the more liberal justices who opposed him, Trump said “you can’t knock their loyalty,” even though he disagrees with their views

this media is unfixable

Something something male loneliness epidemic something.

it's a serious problem for the credibility of the court when a a sitting member is basically an internet troll who will say anything no matter how ludicrous to justify a position he already holds and we have to pretend like there's anything else going on here with him

"I will die alone" is a lot quicker to type.

Yes, that’s right. Someone tore their ACL playing poker

The Roberts Court: cool with insurrection, just don't fuck with its 401K.

My daughter is a skater. She's not great, but she knows she's not great. Just loves being on the ice. Alysa Liu is the first Olympic skater I'm comfortable with her looking up to. Because skating is something she (Alysa) loves without it defining her life.

So I'm apparently supposed to check into the hospital, have LITERAL BRAIN SURGERY, and just walk out the door that afternoon.

Swell health care system in this country. I'm having literal brain surgery in about six week, and Aetna has decided that, yes, they will cover the surgery as medically necessary. But no, they will not cover inpatient care afterward.

Here’s what to know:

Raja sucks, don’t vote for him.

Kelly is trying to be a spoiler because she hates JB.

Stratton seems like the best candidate, but guess we’ll find out!

Subject to change, but this is what first popped into my head.

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I’m about 97% sure I caught a cold just as I was getting over the flu I had last week. Either way I’ve felt like ass for going on 15 days and I’m ready to be done with that now.

The only appropriate response to a Trump speech:

I firmly believe Oswald acted alone. And no way did Epstein kill himself.

You're all wrong. The single funniest sitcom episode of all time is Kamp Krusty.

YASSSS!

3-on-3 hockey is nuts.

There's no reasoning with cultists.