Underscore "Wednesday the 22nd" Zeus

If you ever feel insecure, just remember that someone asked ChatGPT how to replace sodium in their diet and it told them to use swimming pool cleaning chemicals instead of salt and they did

i'm not a ghost or a ghoul or a fucking poltergeist okay i'm a *spirit*. it's like a whole different fucking thing okay? hey are you even listening to me?? put your phone down oh my fucking god i'm trying to torment you right now

"so this set is budgeted for three figures"
"yeah"
"and so there's a paint budget for *three* figures"
"yep"
"but only *one* toy needs paint"
"yes...?"
"so i could put all three toys' paint budget on just the one guy"
"... i suppose"

I went on a tour through mbilia's website (which sometimes felt like it was running off of a motherboard stuffed into a shoe) and I am unironically calling it 40% odds that they're one guy in dubai who's close friends with a hasbro licensing liaison

also these things are unlikely to ever exist

“This is a political prosecution and a gross attempt to silence dissent, a right protected under the first amendment," Abughazaleh said in a video she shared on social media.

More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Call me crazy but I don't think anyone should be pulling it in a public restroom. That's something you should only be doing at home, or maybe in a hotel room if you're desperate

That came later

Finding out the Dodgers won from a guy hooting and hollering outside my window

Don't worry, I've thought up am equally stupid second joke

*tosses another example onto the comedically large pile of examples showing how replacing spelling and grammar checkers with a statistical engine to find the -likely- word rather than the -correct- word and training said engine on everything everyone ever wrote online produces Not what's needed*

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

Somewhere between 11 and 13 (went to Hawaii and Florida as a young child, don't remember what cities/islands specifically)

X-transbots MP Hook in combined mode with devastators head render cut into that scene from Zardoz with the floating stone head. That is to say, a lime green crane truck folded in half horizontally with a visored robot head sticking out of it floating in the air over a green field with a man on horseback looking up at it.

Wrote about Return of the King’s thematic lynchpin, the chapter that most hovers in my mind.

Season 8 / Episode 1

"There, there, Hugo, I understand.
All those years caged up in here
why, you've probably never even seen
your own face in the mirror have you? Here."

It was still possible to cross one of the several bridges/roads to/from Mexico without encountering a border patrol agent in the 90s.

The democrats are truly so helpful in the task of radicalizing people against them

Twitter user ttrain4086: skipped the stupid hearing test on a baby 1 day old. Baby needs comfort not medical interventions. "But you won't know if he has an issue". we don't need to know today or even next month.

it's weird we've gone from "taking bribes is bad" to "it would be insane NOT to take this bribe" -- but i trust that a society run on principles like this can function!

The clones from Us vs Aunt Gladys

Freddy vs Jason
Alien vs Predator

And now

The Parents From Get Out vs The Barbarian Lady!!!!

Been on Tidal for a while now, and on top of everything else the jump in audio quality is astonishing

Spotify stock graph showing a decrease of $28 in one day (Friday 10/24), the day after Spotify’s boycott became a trending topic on Bluesky. This is a roughly 5% decrease in value.

Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.

I think we should bring back Zedd as a bit

I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC

I hate how successful it's been to repackage debt as "buy now, pay later"

Why are they trying to make wine a football drink